NSFW: The Keating Five Documentary you can watch alone, in the dark, with your pants off

Barack Obama's people made a 13 minute video explaining John McCain's participation in the Keating Five. It's a fascinating look inside the Lincoln Savings and Loan scandal, i.e., unwatchable.

But this story is too important to skip because the subject matter is dull. So we replaced a few "economic" words with sex words. For example, instead of "Keating," you'll hear "vagina." For thirteen minutes.

Print this cheatsheet and tape it to your monitor:

Keatings Economics Cheatsheet:

  • Keating = Vagina
  • Fraud = Penis
  • Savings = Dick
  • Loan = Balls

We dare you not to watch the hole thing. Oops, whole.


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