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We heard what Jesse Jackson said. We've seen the video of him saying it. We've even analyzed that disturbing little shoulder hitch he gives after making his threat, as though the satisfaction of castrating Senator Obama would provide that extra little bit of elbow grease to really cleanly snip through the...well, you know.

But what we didn't realize was that Jesse was actually going to do something about it.


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kathyg
posted 1:13 am on 07/18/2008
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Ok, so the video was sophomoric and silly, but I do get the point. As an African American woman - I am embarrassed once again by one of our former leaders and role models. Please, Jessie- sit down already. You had your chance and it didn't happen. We no longer live in a world where the NAACP and the Rainbow Coalition is relevant. It's not that racism has been abolished, but that these organizations are stuck in the 60's and also - i'M NOT COLORED ANYMORE. We haven't been colored since Diahann Carroll and Julia. If it were up to me, Jessie would have had his 'Black Card' yanked years ago when he fathered a child outside his marriage. Or the last time he 'whispered' while there were microphones in the vicinity. And now I find out that Mr. RedBlackandGreen used the N word in that same post interview conversation. Is this the same man who railed against rap and hip hop because of the overuse of this same word? Mr. Jackson can you spell hypocrite? To paraphrase comedian DL Hughley - the N word, just fits some people so perfectly. I would go on to say this would include people of all hues as well as former civil rights leaders.

Nuff said.

ML
posted 7:58 am on 07/15/2008
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At this juncture it is important to note; that the largest purchaser of bull's nuts in the United States is McDonald's.

Kafkaesque
posted 7:29 pm on 07/14/2008
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I went through the trouble of registering just to say that this video"on a usually reliably funny site"was brutally unfunny. That is all.

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