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FOX News is trying very hard to give you the advice you need to win, Barack Hussein Obama, so heed their advice: flag pins...everywhere...no such thing as too many. Also, if you could figure out how to get the little spotlight they use here to follow your flag...

Pratts in Vegas SpencHER tells Spencer that Heidi's gone to Vegas and might move there (yeah, right), then warns him not to do anything stupid. Then they go to Vegas. Pratts in Vegas is a movie I would pay to see in a theater--or possibly just watch for...

In this age of political correctness, there's a children's book designed to help our youngsters feel that however unusual their circumstances, they're not unique or abnormal. If these books don't already exist, we can expect to come across: When Daddy Becomes Mommy: New Dress-Up Clothes...

According to numbers just released from a unique Clinton campaign sponsored 'entrance poll,' today's primary does not look promising for presumptuous Democratic presidential hopeful, Barack Obama. "West Virginia voters fit squarely with the Clinton demographic: hard working, white voters whose deep-seated racism and superstition makes them believe the...

"Superdelegates!" is the first in a new series of cartoons that will be featured on 23/6 in the coming weeks! About White House Rocks White House Rocks is a new media channel chock full of fun cartoons. We take on issues at the core of progressive values. Things like...

I force my eyelids open each morning, search for the remote control in the bed, flick on one of the pastel morning shows, and hear the top stories of the day read to me by a perky but not too perky woman who is not too young and yet not...

"NBC says Fallon to succeed O'Brien on 'Late Night'"- HuffPost"But did you miss Jimmy Fallon?" - Entertainment Weekly...

The new, special, double issue of People magazine arrived at my door (yes, I get it delivered; and yes, I have the depth of skillet). Much to my delight, it's the World's 100 Most Beautiful issue! Imagine, EXTRA pages of nice-looking famous people and advertisements that appeal...

Bill and Hillary have made $109 million dollars between them since 2000. Chelsea works for Avenue Capital Group--a hedge fund that specializes in distressed debt. (No shortage of that around). So, she's being compensated with Manolo Money; it's not like she's working for for Greenpeace or...

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The mainstream media and political pundits have properly spanked Barack Obama's confusing presidential primary campaign. He simply hasn't closed the deal, appealed to white working class voters, shown us that he's a regular guy, or been sufficiently entertaining. I'd like to join the chorus of literally...

Dear 2008 Primaries, I hate to do this, but we have to talk. When we first met it was exciting and new--you opened me up to so many new experiences with so many new people. (I'd never done this with a woman or a black man before--much...

"If you can't get something done within seven seconds there's no place for you in this organization." NEW YORK, NY (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service)--Roughly 90 seconds after naming Mike D'Antoni head coach of the hapless New York Knicks, owner James Dolan made "seven seconds or...

After the continual pummeling she's received in the past few weeks, Hillary Clinton now claims that she's within striking distance of the popular vote. And while that's clearly not true, I disagree with those who claim she's not even in the ballpark. In fact, she's...

Joe Lieberman reminds me of Billy Crystal with a face full of putty in Mr. Saturday Night: Both could bring back anti-semitism in one fell swoop. My dad was Jewish, and even I start thinking of lamp shades when I see them. You know what's weird? If you...

Arkansan Michelle Duggar is pregnant with her 18th child. She also home schools all of her kids, gives them names beginning with the letter "J," and gives birth by coughing for four minutes. NOTE: We made that last bit up, but we'd bet the farm that it's true...

The Clinton campaign has turned out to be as idiotically funny as the current TV spots DirecTV has been running. In the spots, "Cable Company" execs are sitting around the table and the CEO says, "People, DirecTV has way more HD channels than we do. What can we possibly say...

The White House would not comment, but the couple are expected to honeymoon in Europe. After that, they plan to live in a two-bedroom, two-bathroom townhouse in Baltimore's Federal Hill. She plans to return to teaching, and he will work for Constellation Energy. -- Associated Press 5/11...