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From The Feed: Wolf Blitzer thinks Pelosi's a secretary, just like other broads

June 25, 2008 - CNN's "The Situation Room" host Wolf Blitzer shoves U.S. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi back under the glass ceiling she shattered in the 2006 midterm elections...

23/6 Video: Situation Room in a Minute - March 20th

March 20, 2008 - If you already felt like watching the Situation Room put you in danger of having a seizure, try watching this condensed version lining up all the Minority Report-esque superboard special effect in-your-face-ness in one Speed Racerific minute. It's the only time you'll ever be...

23/6 Video: Situation Room in a Minute - April 7th

April 7, 2008 - AAAAAAAHHH!!! Here comes The Situation Room to shove some news up your hole, jerkhead. The show already makes about sense as a battle scene from the movie "Gladiator." Watching it all boiled down to a minute almost turns the news for April 7th into an ethereal gas that you can...

23/6 Video: Situation Room in a minute - April 22nd

April 22, 2008 - Remember how you were really excited to see "Transformers" and then you sat down and started watching and you realized that when two giant robots start fighting it just looks like a whole bunch of hydraulic parts writhing around together and you can't ever know who's winning? That...

From The Room: Barack Obama: Endorsement Rejected

May 30, 2008 - BARACK OBAMA walks onto a stage. City of Lights is blaring. He acknowledges the crowd. WOLF BLITZER is sitting on a chair next to the microphone. OBAMA In bringing together the national consensus, it has been my pleasure and great honor to accept a wide range of endorsem...

From The Feed: New Situation Room Promo

May 15, 2008 - Explodes your face...

CNN primary coverage in a minute

May 7, 2008 - Didn't stay up until 3 a.m. to watch all 10 hours of CNN's Indiana and North Carolina primary coverage? 23/6 has edited the entire thing down to a very petite one minute...

From The Room: An Open Letter to All $#@%&$! Pundits

April 30, 2008 - Dear Mr. Blitzer, Mr. Hannity, Mr. Colmes, Mr. O'Reilly, Ms. Ingraham, Mr. King, Mr. Hume, and anyone else paying attention: Since I travel for work and spend more hours in hotel rooms than a $5 hooker, I know the reason windows in hotels don't open anymore--so people...

The Situation Room: one-minute version

April 8, 2008 - Watching CNN's entire broadcast of Wolf Blitzer and the gang can be a little daunting. Don't have the time to spare? We're here to help, condensing the entire 14-hour broadcast of The Situation Room down to a mere minute...

From The Feed: At least Lou Dobbs didn't say "pick a ninny"

March 31, 2008 - CNN's Wolf Blitzer interviews an angry Lou Dobbs...

From The Room: Sports Metaphors I Haven't Heard Yet On CNN Or MSNBC: An Essay that Doubles as a Drinking Game

March 6, 2008 - This year's primary season has been going on for more than a year now, and both the analysts and candidates have realized that there's really only one way to describe the unprecedented, ongoing horse race of the campaign: tortured sports metaphors. After the February 26 debate in Cleveland...

23/6 Video: The Situation Room In a Minute

February 27, 2008 - SWISH! Watch silver fox Wolf Blitzer's one-hour CNN show in one-sixtieth the time it normally takes. In case you had questions about the quality of the political team, worry no more...

The Situation Room: one-minute version 2.25.08

February 26, 2008 - Missed Monday night's Situation Room on CNN? Don't have time to watch the entire fourteen-hour broadcast? No problem! We've cut Wolf Blitzer's epic program down to a mere 60 seconds. Watch and learn...

The Situation Room in 1 minute

February 22, 2008 - Yesterday's situation room reduced to one minute...

From The Feed: Charles Barkley wants conservative Christians to get off fornicators' backs

February 18, 2008 - Charles Barkley, who supports abortion rights and gay marriage, reminds Christians that the Bible has a New Testament...