will not hesitate to kick your fat ass from here to the Lincoln bedroom

Is America ready for a First Lady who did not major in the Dewey Decimal System?

February 14, 2008 - In a profile of Michelle Obama published by the New York Times, the 44-year-old Chicago native and Harvard grad revealed that she only recently finished paying off her student loans. Michelle, mother to daughters Sasha, 9 and Malia, 6, is described as "outspoken, strong-willed, funny, gutsy and...