War on Terror

From The Feed: Biden wants Osama, dead or dead

September 24, 2008 - Palin wants to kill furry animals, Biden wants to kill terrorists. Who do you want as your next VP...

From The Feed: Condoleezza Rice on "Fox and Friends" (video)

June 19, 2008 - Condoleezza Rice drops the 9/11 bomb on "Fox and Friends...

From The Room: U.S. Sends Apology Cards to Pakistan

June 12, 2008 - The other day, our military was following a few insurgents from Afghanistan and being the slightly over-zealous sorts, they "accidentally" dropped a bomb on the heads of Pak...

TMZ covers Gen. David Petraeus's testimony on Capitol Hill

April 8, 2008 - General David Petraeus testified on Capitol Hill today amidst news that...

"Ethnosectarian": the 23/6 buzzword of the day

April 9, 2008 - At this week's hearing of the Senate Armed Services Committee, General David Petraeus used a very particular word to describe...

From The Room: The Pet Iraq

April 8, 2008 - As General Shuck and Ambassador Jive hit Congress again for more independent testimony, one thing is certain: Given the right imagery, slogans, and catch phrases, most Americans are dumb eno...

From The Room: Dubya Downs a Dork

March 19, 2008 - On the 18th of March in the town of D.C., On the White House gymnasium's Stairmaster 3, He was deep in his exercise, sweating out sweat, When Dubya's keen instincts detected a threat. He heard a small squeak, like a voice in a dream. "It's Iraq...

From The Room: Liveblogging Vantage Point: It Was Just Bad

February 25, 2008 - We liveblog the week's worst movie so you don't have to see it. 4:15p Ricky and Alex arrive at the theater with their spy gear (aka binoculars). Alex thinks Ricky looks like a birdwatcher. Ricky just likes his cardigan, a lot. 4:31p Se...

Perez Hilton covers the elections in Pakistan

February 18, 2008 - ...

From The Room: Telecom Terror TV

February 15, 2008 - ...

From The Room: Remembering the Uniter

February 11, 2008 - I was reading an article written by an influential conservative today, when I suddenly realized that the guy was taking Bush to task. It got me thinking, thinking hard enough that I...

You are what you eat, if what you eat is terrorists

November 7, 2007 - If last year's wiretapping scandal taught us anything, it's that there's a fine line between finding innovative ways to fight terror, and finding creative ways to turn Americans into paranoid shut-ins. According to Congressional Quarterly, the FBI once attempted to track down Iranian terrorists in C...

The world jihad of extraordinary gentlemen

October 24, 2007 - Six Muslim men were arrested in northern Spain today in a suspected plot to use the internet as a recruitment and training tool, organizing what they called a "world jihad." We've read enough comic books to know that there's no way to get a "world jihad" going without...

Kiefer Sutherland cops a deal in his DUI case; world to end shortly

October 10, 2007 - Super patriot Kiefer Sutherland offered a plea bargain in a California court yesterday for an outstanding DUI from 2004, his DUI from last month, and the resultant probation violation. His sentencing isn't until December, but accor...