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Totally conservative anti-McCain suspends presidential bid

February 7, 2008 - In a speech to the Conservative Political Action Conference in the conservative city of Washington, DC, conservative Mitt Romney conservatively announced he would suspend his conservative campaign for president. With John McCain's delegate lead following Super Tuesday, Romney would have had to win f...

Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: Recently Deceased Religious Leaders

January 31, 2008 - Gordon B. Hinckley, the 97-year-old head of the Mormons, decided to up and die last weekend rather than face the possibly of fellow Mormon Mitt Romney taking the oath of office for the highest job in the land. Did he know something we don't? Hinckley was only...

Mitt Romney explains his secret underwear

December 6, 2007 - It's being billed as the biggest speech of Mitt Romney's career, the one where all your fears about him will be put to rest. That's right, Mitt Romney will finally address his landscaping and lawn-care policies. Actually, today's speech was about freedom of religion. The...