Rudolph Giuliani

From The Room: Rudy Giuliani Skips RNC Because He Already Saw Me in Denver

September 2, 2008 - Rudy Giuliani begged out of addressing the RNC tonight in Minnesota. But that's no big deal for me because we already chilled in...Denver. Last week I predicted that my...

NEVER FORGET:
RUDY GIULIANI THOUGHT HE COULD WIN

May 7, 2008 - ...

News Odds for Wednesday, January 30, 2008

January 30, 2008 - Odds that... John Edwards is quitting the Democratic presidential race because all the poor people who would've voted for him had to work doubles at Wal-Mart: 19-7 When 9/11 enthusiast...

News Odds for Tuesday, January 29, 2008

January 29, 2008 - Odds that... Rudy Giuliani, praying he wins the GOP Florida primary today, promises God to be a better person—and...

News Odds for Monday, January 14, 2008

January 14, 2008 - Odds that... Things get awkward today when George W. Bush asks his host, Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah II, if he has any extra robes lying around for "playing fort": 5-1 As former NYC mayor/GOP presid...

Memo from Iowa to Rudy Giuliani: suck it

December 31, 2007 - A new Reuters poll shows GOP presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani with single-digit support in Iowa. The former NYC mayor and ferret-despiser has secured just 8 percent of the vote, tying for fourth place wit...