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From The Room: Jesus On The Cross-Over Marketing

May 14, 2008 - Important news today from the Vatican's chief astronomer (raise your hand if you knew the Vatican had a chief astronomer): Aliens are most probably, could be sort of true! "How can we rule out that life may have developed...

Vatican absolves Catholic crackpots

May 15, 2008 - The Vatican's Chief Astronomer (the Vatican has a Chief Astronomer?) said Tuesday that a belief in extra-terrestrial life does not conflict with a belief in God. In an interview titled "The Extraterrestrial Is My...

Dickipedia: Pope Benedict XVI

April 21, 2008 - Pope Benedict XVI (born Joseph Alois Ratzinger on April 16, 1927) is the 265th and reigning Pope, the Bishop of Rome, the spiritual head of the Roman Catholic Church, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, and a dick...

From The Room: Passover Diss No Big Deal

April 21, 2008 - Looks like sex abuse victims aren't the only people who have issues with the Pope. S...

The Pope at the U.N.: hello, is this thing on?

April 21, 2008 - Pope Benedict XVI, the spiritual head of the Catholic Church, improbably skipped the "Sex and the City" tour Friday morning in New York, opting to deliver a speech at the United Nations General Assembly instead (dumb). His Holi...

From The Room: The Problem with Papal Bull

April 17, 2008 - For those of you who don't know, Pope Benedict XVI is in America. Anyone who has been following his holiness' visit, as well as his Coulter-esque penchant for cultural insensitivity and (if we're to give him the benefit of the doubt reserved for those lucky few who...

From The Feed: "Fox and Friends" treats the Pope like he's got a spread in "Tiger Beat" (video)

April 17, 2008 - The cast of "Fox and Friends" (give or take) discusses fun facts you might not know about the Pope...

Pope Benedict XVI's demands uncovered

April 21, 2008 - Giving a mass for 57,000 people in New York City can sure take its toll on one German pontiff. As Pope Benedict XVI recovers from his Sunday mass at New York's Yankee Stadium, we here at...

From The Feed: Brit Hume's ho chats up a priest

April 16, 2008 - Disturbingly attractive Megyn Kelly and an alarmingly hot priest talk pedophilia on "America's Newsroom...

From The Feed: Bush to Pope, "Awesome speech!" (video)

April 16, 2008 - President Bush all but hi-fives Pope Benedict immediately following his speech...

From The Room: The To Do List

April 16, 2008 - Being aware of each candidate's agenda, this is what today's To Do Lists are likely to include: Hillary Clinton: Rant about elitism, be photographed buying pantsuits at K-Mart, down shots at the Bada Bing after having Secret Service first determine no politicians are inside. Barack Oba...

Selfish rape victims unsatisfied with old man's remorse

April 16, 2008 - Pope Benedict's comments yesterday on the priest sex abuse scandal have fallen on deaf ears. One victim said, "We don't really need his sense of shame. We need him to take firm action...

From The Room: The Pope's Reactions to American Things

April 16, 2008 - Buffets: "I don't get this" NASCAR: "I don't get this" Competitive Eating: "I don't get this" Bow Hunting: "I don't get this" Jordin Sparks concert: "I don't get this" Gatorade G2 Low-Calorie-Nightlife...

Mischievous Pope coverage, part 2

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If They IM'd: Pope Benedict XVI and God

April 14, 2008 - As Pope Benedict XVI makes his American debut, His Holiness has his work cut out for him. The Pope has promised to "seek healing" for the sex abuse scandals that have rocked the Catholic Church. Some have said that nothing on Earth can justify the...