pat robertson

23/6 Video: 700 Club In A Minute

July 8, 2008 - Ow, our eyeballs are bulging...

From The Room: Screw the Evangelical Vote!

June 25, 2008 - Would someone who knows someone at CNN please pass on a request that they cease and desist from treating anything James Dobson says as news? This intellectual shitkicker may have puffed himself up...

From The Feed: Pat Robertson (yeah, the Jesus guy) solves our energy problems

April 4, 2008 - Fundamentalist preacher (and part time geologist and geophysicist) Pat Robertson takes questions from the studio audience on "The 700 Club...

From The Feed: Pat Robertson gloats about Spitzer

March 12, 2008 - "700 Club" host/televangelism O.G. Pat Robertson weighs in on the fall of former New York governor/Emperor Club client 9, Eliot Spitzer...

From The Feed: Emo letter to Pat

February 15, 2008 - A 14-year old worries about the feelings of oppression, sin, and apathy his town inspires in him. Pat thinks personal, even familial events may be the cause...

From The Feed: Am I disappointing God?

February 15, 2008 - Asking Pat Robertson to help you decide whether or not you should forward spiritual chain-emails is kind of like asking a psychic if you should believe in magic...

From The Feed: Danger: Feelings may kill you

February 5, 2008 - The 700 Club warns us about a silent killer...

From The Feed: Pat Robertson feels sorry for you old fogies

January 30, 2008 - Pat Robertson discusses aging on "The 700 Club...

From The Room: Superheroes for a Troubled, Crumbling World

January 8, 2008 - The new superheros. They will save the world. Doctor Phil and his super sidekick Robyn Oprah, and her endless gifts to change a life, apparently for the worse. The new show will be people being given the joy of giving a 1,000 dollars to someone else to help change...

Pat Robertson talks to God,
God pretends to see someone more interesting across the room

January 7, 2008 - Pat Robertson, the Christian televangelist and miracle energy drink entrepreneur, has made an annual tradition of predicting what the new year will bring. Correction: Robertson has made an annual tradition of simply reporting what God tells...

From The Room: God: "Pat Robertson is a Deranged Old Bastard. I Never Talked to Him!"

January 3, 2008 - Every year before New Year's, Pat Robertson caucuses privately with God and returns to give His message to the staffs of Christian Broadcasting Network and Regent University. This year, according to Pat, God said He's going to turn 250 million Chinese into Christians. Well, actually, I also just...

From The Room: The Twisted Truth: The Lord Works in Mysterious Ways

November 30, 2007 - The day's news in brief... God Talks Too Much Richard Roberts resigned as president of the evangelical Oral Roberts University in Oklahoma. He said God told him it was time to resign. However, just a few...

From The Room: A Blogger's Stream of Consciousness

November 13, 2007 - I'm so sick of my favorite gossip rags featuring pregnant or just-given-birth celebrities. I would start buying OK! Magazine again if the lead story was "Angelina Microwaves Maddox." Or if they would at least balance celebrities having babies with celebrities getting abortions. Pat Rober...

Quick Quiz: Pat Robertson

November 10, 2007 - With Pat Robertson making headlines by endorsing Rudy Giuliani for president, Paul Slansky reviews some other news he's made over the years...

If They IM'd: Rudy Giuliani and Pat Robertson

November 7, 2007 - Pat Robertson, one of America's most influential conservative religious figures, announced Wednesday morning he's supporting Rudy Giuliani's presidential bid. With his endorsement, the Christian Coalition founder and "700 Club" host gives Giuliani a major boost, disappoints former Massachusetts gov...