Paparazzi

A Museum for America

April 13, 2008 - In the city where I live, there are two disgusting museums: one where patrons can look at diseased faces in jars, and another where the brave can stare at scorpions, spiders, and a kitchen chock-full of cockroaches. The existence of these museums proves that humans love getting close to...

Train wreck narrowly avoids car wreck

February 8, 2008 - After six grueling days of photographing celebrities who aren't lost beyond all hope, the collective Satanic prayers of the Hollywood paparazzi were answered this week when Britney Spears was released from a UCLA psychiatric ward. Ms. Spears, known to law enforcement as "The Package" and t...

The Early Show takes the high road

February 4, 2008 - Finally, some journalistic integrity...

Revenge of Quentin Tarantino

January 28, 2008 - Quentin Tarantino has an altercation with a paparazzi at Sundance...