nomination

GOP struggling for ways to subtly call Barack Obama a liberal, terrorist n-word

February 29, 2008 - With Barack Obama emerging as a frontrunner, the Republican party is trying to readjust its playbook. This week, Karl Rove advised against using the Senator's middle name, Hussein, because it would...

Bill Clinton: Threat or Menace

February 14, 2008 - It's desperation time in Hillaryville. They're putting 
out fires faster than a Rocky Mountain ranger station
 during a lightning storm in the middle of an August
 drought. Turns out a certain inevitability 
has proven to be highly evitable. And watching the
 nomination slip through their...

Huckabee's Morning After Note to Romney

February 6, 2008 - Dear Douchebag, Mitt, Remember the other day, when you said I ought to pull out of the race? Wow! Ha ha, ASSHOLE! Last night was fun, huh? Sure kicked your ass, didn't I? You are a worthy opponent (and I'm a ten year old girl!) and I'm...

Third place? You mean, "First Loser to the Runner Up?"

January 29, 2008 - Dear Mr. Giuliani, What's happening? I know you're very busy hanging out in Florida right now, but I wanted to drop you a line and show a little moral support on what must truly be one of the most lackluster and disappointing nights of your political career. I...