drugs

That's no lady, that's John McCain's wife

June 13, 2008 - Michelle Obama has been under quite a bit of media scrutiny lately, from her terrorist fist jab to the rumored (and non-existent...

From The Room: Sexy Drugs

May 20, 2008 - It may be that all the major ice creams have already been named and there are fewer car models to occupy the people who come up with product names, which has clearly worked to the advantage of drug companies, now advertising products with seductive names like Abilify and Wellbutrin, both...

Raiding Hillary's medicine cabinet

March 3, 2008 - The bulging eyes, the runaway paranoia, the difficulty keeping track of time, space, and previously held positions... Yes, the evidence is overwhelming that Sen. Hillary Clinton is on drugs. The only question remains: which drug...

From The Room: Borowitz Admits Using Mind-Enhancing Drugs

February 21, 2008 - Comedian Andy Borowitz admitted Tuesday that he has used mind-enhancing substances to help him write topical comedy pieces for the Huffington Post and the New Yorker. At a hastily-called news conference, the prolific writer and performer, who has for years cranked out hilarious essays on cu...

From The Feed: This is Chris Berman's brain. This is Chris Berman's brain on drugs.

February 13, 2008 - During a commercial break, Chris Berman reveals his secret...

From The Feed: But have you ever watched "The View" on weed?

February 12, 2008 - Discussing Amy Winehouse's addictive personality, Whoopi veers left...

From The Feed: I want a new drug...so, what was that URL again?

February 7, 2008 - STARTLING EXPOSE! ABC World News just set their time machine back to 1996 and found out [SPOILER ALERT] you can order drugs through the Internet without a prescription...

The 23/6 12-Step Step Up: Sean Young vs. Amy Winehouse

February 4, 2008 - Ladies and gentlemen, 23/6 is proud to bring you a battle of epically depressing proportions. In the rough-and-tumble world of celebrity rehab, only one star can be the most troubled, the most bizarre...in a word, the "rehabbiest." Today, two of the entertainment industry's most recent...

From The Feed: Geert Wilders hates your Islam-loving ass

January 28, 2008 - Dutch MP says Islamic people are "special...

Kids who want to get high tragically end up with minty fresh breath instead

January 25, 2008 - Hershey's Ice Breakers Pacs, powdered candy in pouches resembling the packets used by drug dealers, has been yanked from the shelves after only two months in distribution. Law enforcement officials complained that children could confuse actual drugs...

From The Room: People Are So Cynical

January 24, 2008 - No traces of drugs on the rolled up 20 in Heath Ledger's room? People are so cynical. Did they ever consider he was making a tiny telescope...