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From The Room: Blacktalk

June 26, 2008 - The following has been translated courtesy of the Ebonics Translator: In an interview dis here week, da presidential wannabe Ralph "Pimpin'" Nader stirred up static and shit by claiming...

From The Room: Scared You Will Be: An October Surprise?

June 26, 2008 - The American political system is working, and I am replete with hope. Hillary bowed out with dignity. Obama has grace and that wife and a Black Camelot is about to dawn. Countdown with Keith Olbermann is beating The O'Reilly Factor, and Brody Jenner just got his own reality show...

Pro-life politician outed by terminated fetus's mom

June 25, 2008 - Republican Mike Erickson, who is running for an Oregon congressional seat on a pro-life platform, paid for his girlfriend's abortion seven years ago. Erickson claims he had no idea that his gift of three hundred dollars, cash, was used to pay for an abortion. Hard to believe, considering...

From The Feed: Convicted sex offender wins lotto (video)

June 20, 2008 - Fred Topous is a registered sex offender and he just won a $57 million lotto jackpot! In other news, you're sitting at your desk at work and you can't pay off your mortgage! From "America's Newsroom...

From The Feed: John Bolton says some things that scare us more than his mustache

June 16, 2008 - Fox News gives John Bolton the floor to lay out the "potential nuclear buyer...

Bush hopes to wrap up this whole bin Laden thing before he's chased out of Washington, D.C.

June 16, 2008 - At a press conference In March 2002, President Bush said the following about Osama bin Laden: So I don't know where he is...

From The Room: Prominent Democrats Back McCain

June 16, 2008 - Prominent Democrats Back McCain - Newsmax.com headline 6/15/08 I usually only read Newsmax for the non-prescription boner pill ads. ("Not...

From The Room: Pity the Poor Pundits

June 12, 2008 - Pity the pundits, hard pressed to fill the endless airtime without Obama's pastor, Jeremiah Wright, now reduced to yammering about the significance of McCain's confusing Shiite and Sunni. Nobody has yet come to his defense by pointing out he has never suggested that Woody Allen is married to...

Laura Bush hands in her summer homework assignment early

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From The Room: Jab-bering On

June 12, 2008 - Perhaps it's because we've been out of the country for several weeks, but we only learned this morning that a fist bump can be construed, according to FOX News, as a...

From The Feed: Fox and Friends remains the most poorly run operation in TV news (video)

June 11, 2008 - "Fox and Friends" unveiled a "statue" (AKA: a paper-thin cardboard cutout) of Chuck Norris to honor something or other about Chuck Norris. The unveiling goes about as well as everything else on this show...

For a mere $1.99, Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones will make you vomit

June 10, 2008 - Gennifer Flowers and Paula Jones, the skank twins who allegedly had sexual relations with that man...Bill Clinton, have joined forces—and completely shored up...

From The Feed: McCain's idle beer threats (video)

June 10, 2008 - From CNN, John McCain struggles to make some kind of point about beer, we think...

From The Feed: Pat Robertson and Al Sharpton's global warming ad (video)

June 5, 2008 - With friends like these, global warming doesn't need any (more) enemies. This commercial looks like Statler and Waldorf in ad for Calvin Klein's "Obsession...

Finally, the truth revealed

June 2, 2008 - From CNN...