Baseball

From The Room: America's Pastime: Politics or Baseball?

October 26, 2008 - I need a rest from this Presidential race. Like many people, I'm too obsessed with it. And now that it's down to just days before the election it's getting worse. More and more news stories are about anything that has to do with the campaign. Maybe you...

From The Feed: Canseco hates A-Rod

April 1, 2008 - On Monday's "Late Night with David Letterman," former baseballer Jose Canseco gets smug, evasive, jokey, and finally real as he explains his personal distaste for Alex Rodriguez...

From The Feed: Billy Crystal* takes the plate for the Yankees

March 14, 2008 - "Good Morning America" shows footage of Billy Crystal embarrassing himself at Yankee stadium...

Roger Clemens

February 22, 2008 - William Roger Clemens (born August 4, 1962, in Dayton, Ohio), is a starting pitcher for the New York Yankees, an alleged user of steroids and human growth hormone, and a dick...

The World's Worst PR Guy spins for: Debbie Clemens

February 15, 2008 - The Roger Clemens show has gotten out of hand, with new allegations and admissions before a congressional panel that the All-Star pitcher's wife, health and fitness enthusiast Debbie, used human growth hormone in 2003--but, the Clemens camp still maintains, Roger himself dodged any illegal substance...

From The Feed: Roger Clemens and Andy Pettitte don't want to live in a country for old men

February 13, 2008 - Roger Clemens testifies today at congressional hearings on Capitol Hill...

From The Room: Roger Clemency

January 8, 2008 - Roger Clemens did not ever take steroids! Nope. Never happened. How do I know? Well, in an exclusive fabrication, I have a source on the inside. How inside? I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a Huggy bear Hemorrhoid that lived inside Roger Clemens butt. HBH e...

From The Room: A Detailed Analysis of the Report on Steroids in Baseball in Cartoon Form

December 16, 2007 - ...

From The Room: I'm Shocked, Shocked to Find Cheating Going on in Baseball!

December 16, 2007 - As yet another scandal opens up the national psyche, and we trot out our outrage over the cheaters, it once again reveals our national balancing act of illusion and reality. Our popular fiction. And our non-fiction. There's the myth--the purity of the game, the green grass, the...

From The Room: Performance Enhancing Drugs: Taking One for the Team

December 14, 2007 - The report on the widespread use of performance-enhancing drugs among Major League Baseball players drives home how lucky I was that they weren't passing out steroids and human growth hormone to those of us sit-com st...

From The Room: Steroids, the Gateway Drug

December 14, 2007 - I would love to see a game between the 'natural guys' and the steroid guys...or better yet, change national league to 'Au Natural' League and American League to the Amazon League. If these drugs are being taken, I don't think they'll just go away. It makes me...

Thought Process Flow-chart: Barry Bonds

November 16, 2007 - Barry Bonds, major league baseball's reigning home-run king, has been indicted on four counts of perjury, one count of obstruction of justice and nine counts of being an a-hole in the first degree. Okay, that last charge isn't real, but the Feds aren't done yet...