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From The Room: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: How Is That Bailout Coming?
December 2, 2008 - The CEOs of the big three auto makers are back in Washington today. They were sent home two weeks ago by Sister Nancy after showing up for their bailout without their book reports. Later it was disclosed that, GASP! HORROR! SHOCKING! They flew to D.C. on corporate jets. Those...
Identity thieves - Forgotten victims of the financial crisis
Identity thieves - Forgotten victims of the financial crisis
November 21, 2008 - As recently as 2006, identity theft was still considered one of the most lucrative fields of non-violent crime for computer literate Americans to get into. But with so many Americans losing their homes and drowning in debt, stealing the right identity has become much trickier. A single social secu...
Gene Simmons gives nervous investors a pep-talk and a dick joke
From The Feed: Gene Simmons gives nervous investors a pep-talk and a dick joke
November 19, 2008 - If you haven't heard Gene Simmons' oft-repeated "we get 'em coming and going" joke, enjoy it now, on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange...
John McCain about to ask Cindy for a raise in his allowance
John McCain about to ask Cindy for a raise in his allowance
October 14, 2008 - It's not just the working man who's finding himself strapped for cash. The McCain campaign recently had trouble filling seats for a $25 thousand-per-plate fundraiser in Manhattan, mainly because the same corporate executives and Wall Street moguls who can afford to attend the event are the...
Help us brand this financial crisis- we like
Help us brand this financial crisis- we like "Bread's Big Comeback"
October 10, 2008 - The Dow is crashing faster than Cindy McCain when her prescription runs out [eds. note: it was actually the prescription of a worker at her charity, not hers]. The question is: what do we call it? A "meltdown...
Joe and Noah's $700 Billion Bailout Deal
23/6 Video: Joe and Noah's $700 Billion Bailout Deal
October 1, 2008 - We know of two citizens of Main Street who aren't waiting for congress to look after them, and their names are Joe and Noah. These two kids represent the American enterprising spirit at its best. Especially Noah. That dude has been up for like four days already, doing nothing...
John Marshall
From The Room: The Decline and Sale of American Civilization
October 1, 2008 - In college I took only one semester of Econ (and just barely passed), but even I know that we are not in an "economic crisis," a "recession" or a "depression," but a much bigger condition that economists call "the end of the United States." Does that mean that our country...
America-fresh out of health care and overstocked on mortgages
America-fresh out of health care and overstocked on mortgages
September 30, 2008 - What's happening to America? The stock market dropped 700 points and the bailout bill died. Rep. Boehner (R) says the bill didn't pass because Rep. Pelosi (D) gave a partisan speech, and Rep. Frank (D) called the GOP a bunch of babies, which sounds accurate. They're all...
Jeffrey Jena
From The Room: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Joltin' Joe Gaffes Again
September 26, 2008 - Congress is like a slick Vegas magician. While our attention is on its fiddling with the Wall Street mess they slip a quick 25 billion in welfare to the auto industry and hope nobody was noticing. That means this month's bailouts are already over a hundred billion with a...
John Marshall
From The Room: Masters of Debt (with apologies to Bob Dylan)
September 26, 2008 - Come you masters of debt You that owe the big bucks You that sell off your shares To some other rich fucks You that mismanage funds You that mishandle loans I just want you know I see through your Dow Jones You that never done not...
If they IM'd: Team McCain
If they IM'd: Team McCain
September 25, 2008 - Looks like the McCain campaign is trying to jump on a whole lot of grenades at once. The media is really getting sick of Sarah Palin playing hard-to-get. Rick Davis's consulting firm has been...
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