WMD

Dickipedia: Condoleezza Rice

April 23, 2008 - Condoleezza "Condi" Rice (born November 14, 1954) is the 66th United States Secretary of State, former National Security Advisor, self-loathing African-American, spectacularly incompetent foreign affairs expert, international war criminal, and a dick...

From The Room: The Text of Bush's Letter to Kim Jong-il

December 7, 2007 - According to the New York Times, President Bush has sent a personal letter to Kim Jong-il, the North Korean dictator the president previously called a "tyrant" and a leader of the so-called "Axis of Ev...

From The Room: WMD: U.S. Intelligence Not a Match

December 7, 2007 - Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder, here comes news that Iran's nuclear weapons program apparently no longer exists. You know, the nuclear weapons program that the president said the C.I.A. told him that Iran not only had, but was going to use to destabilize...

From The Room: Jessica Seinfeld: An Untapped National Treasure

November 21, 2007 - In all the chatter about Jessica Seinfeld's alleged vegetable plagiarism, what's been overlooked is the extraordinary value her skills can provide to the nation. Of course, we should have recognized this when she so brilliantly disguised her Jerry-targeting behind that approachable Jewish-Girl-Next...