Valentine's Day

Hillary hands out chocolates/calls ladies

February 15, 2008 - /Is a very nice woman! She may be trailing in delegates, but she's leading in charming Valentine's Day accountability...

Valentine's Day Wishes to Hillary Clinton

February 14, 2008 - ...

Hezbollah Celebrates Valentine's Day with Threat to Israel

February 14, 2008 - Valentine's Day can be especially hard on singles. You can really tell when some people get desperate. They start calling up old flings and exes trying to reignite the passion they once shared. It's pretty sad and embarrassing to watch. Such is the case with Hezbollah. Alone this...

Barack Obama, Forever My Valentine

February 14, 2008 - I like like Barack Obama. That second "like" wasn't a typo. It's a testament to my man-crush on him. If there were no Michelle Obama, there might be a Michael Obama and that's often what I think about while staring at my ceiling, wondering if it...

The Whore's Whisperer

February 14, 2008 - This Valentines Day, diamond jewelry commercials are like Jenny Craig commercials with wings, manipulating the emotions of already broken people. The ads are aimed at the heart of that minority of folk who go to the mall and buy shit at Zales. A handsome man tip-toes up to his...

Candidates celebrate St. Valentine, look forward to ensuing massacre

February 14, 2008 - People all over the country are exchanging valentines today as a token of love and friendship. Some are cute, some are heartfelt, some risqué, and thanks to easy-to-use home computer software, many of them have been personalized specifically for that special someone. In the spirit of St. Valentine...

Be my Saudi valentine (under penalty of death)!

February 14, 2008 - This Valentine's Day, men everywhere struggled to come up with the perfect gift for that special someone. And if you happen to live in Saudi Arabia it's even harder to know what to give the little lady, given that women there tend to have high expectations, and also...

Valentine's Day for the Blogosphere

February 12, 2008 - It's coming up on Valentine's Day, and for us ladies here in the great United State (and probably Mexico and Canada), we are getting ready for another will we/won't we dilemma. WILL we buy into the shill that are the cynics decrying V-Day as just...

Elizabeth Hasselbeck's inconvienent excuse

February 11, 2008 - On "The View" Elizabeth Hasselbeck creates a new category in the DSM IV to describe her husband's disinterest in her...

The Schmuck's Valentine's Day Primer

February 11, 2008 - Say, fellows, it's nearing Valentine's Day time again. You've been pretty lame about dealing with V.D. the past several years, haven't you? Just admit it. You've given her gifts like a $10 shopping spree at CVS. You've bought her a fill-up at...