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Attention Middle East: yes, it can get worse

January 10, 2008 - Now that Bush has worked his magic with Iraq, it's on to Israel and the Palestinians. Visiting the occupied territories for the first time, Bush said that he's confident about success. Of course he is. "Look, the U.N. deal didn't work in the past," Bush said...

There is no Santa Claus, but if there were, he'd be a disgusting mess

December 25, 2007 - Christmas may be over, but if Santa Claus himself is any example, then the drinking and gluttony you've no doubt experienced over the past few weeks will be a regular pattern in your life for years to come. Acting U.S. Surgeon General Steven Galson recently remarked that Santa...