May 13, 2008 - I force my eyelids open each morning, search for the remote control in the bed, flick on one of the pastel morning shows, and hear the top stories of the day read to me by a perky but not too perky woman who is not too young and yet not...
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November 22, 2007 - I am thankful that Bruce Jenner is not my stepfather or step daughter or interior designer or whatever he is now.
I am thankful that my father is not Robert Kardasian who defended OJ Simpson. But that I have my own father, who defends Glenn Beck.
I am thankful that...