March 20, 2008 - If you already felt like watching the Situation Room put you in danger of having a seizure, just watch this condensed version lining up all the Minority Report-esque superboard special effect in-your-face-ness in one Speed Racer-ific minute. It's the only time you'll ever...
April 7, 2008 - AAAAAAAHHH!!! The Situation Room is here to shove some news up your hole, jerkhead. The show already makes about sense as a battle scene from the movie "Gladiator." Watching it all boiled down to a minute almost turns the news for April 7th into an ethereal gas that you can...
April 22, 2008 - Remember how you were really excited to see "Transformers" and then you sat down and started watching and you realized that when two giant robots start fighting it just looks like a whole bunch of hydraulic parts writhing around together and you can't ever know who's winning? That...