May 24, 2008 - True story: Back in 1985 I did the bump with Ted Kennedy. I crashed a penthouse birthday party on Fifth Avenue with some of my preppy asshole friends. One of them knew the birthday girl, a skinny trust-fund with a pointy nose and middle-aged hair. We...
May 21, 2008 - West Virginia's senior Senator (well, America's senior Senator) breaks down...
March 24, 2008 - Seems like the extended Democratic nomination process is taking its toll on more than the candidates--it's also making it a real bitch to plan the after-party.
The host committee (think your high school's prom co...
March 11, 2008 - March 12 - "No Luv Glove for Guv!"
March 13 - "Eliot Nas-ty!"
March 14 - "Cleveland 'Steam-roller!'"
March 15 - ""Whore-or Show!"
March 16 - "Client 9 From Outer Space, Came On Face!"
March 17...
March 10, 2008 - I.
Spitzer to Emperor VIP Pimp 9:45am: Hey. Gonna be in DC tonight and lonely. Send me a lady, plz? Not picky. No stretch marks, though. Maybe ethnic?
Emperor VIP Pimp 9:5...
February 2, 2008 - We here at 23/6 do our best to keep up with newsmakers each and every week. But sometimes, those newsmakers need a second chance at making news. After all, not everything goes exactly the way you planned the first time around.
That's why we're proud to present...
January 30, 2008 - Who doesn't love Caroline Kennedy? You want to give her a big hug and tell her how sorry you are that you'll never have the chance to be her sister-in-law...
January 29, 2008 - In his endorsement of Barack Obama yesterday, Ted Kennedy surely took Hillary Clinton by surprise, throwing his full Democratic figurehead weight behind the brash newcomer who's daring to take on another, non-Kennedy political dynasty.
Kennedy's endorsement was bad news for Bill Clinton, who's alre...
January 28, 2008 - Senator Ted Kennedy, the ruling patriarch of the dynastic Kennedy family, has announced that he's throwing his considerable weight behind the candidacy of Barack Obama. It's a crushing blow to the Clintons, who've been begging the rotund progressive to hold off on making an endorsement.
Kennedy w...
January 18, 2008 - All of the presidential candidates are doing their best to distance themselves from Washington and "politics as usual," but why? Is it because 1 out of 20 people in the District of Columbia is HIV positive? Is it because 1 out of 50 people in the capital has...
January 15, 2008 - Fresh off Mitt Romney's much-needed win in the Michigan primary (magic underwear, you finally came through!), Paul Slansky takes another look at the man all the other Republican candidates have come to loathepartly, to be sure, out of envy for his hair and physique, but mainly...
November 28, 2007 - Senator Edward Kennedy has agreed to pen his memoirs for at least eight million dollars--one of the largest advances in publishing history. Kennedy's high profile deal al...
November 27, 2007 - Ted Kennedy is writing his memoirs. The book is due in 2010, and the senator promises to be candid about even the most controversial events in his life. Says the senator, "I've been fortunate in my life to grow up in an extraordinary family and to have a front...