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TMZ: the glitz, the glamour, the terrorism!

February 11, 2008 - On Monday, military prosecutors charged six Guantanamo detainees with central roles in the terror attacks of Sept. 11, 2001—not the kind of story we particularly wanted to read coming off the exciteme...

Federal Reserve slashes interest rate again—economy remains boring

January 30, 2008 - As the Federal Reserve concluded its two day meeting Wednesday (on how to insulate themselves from the impending economic shitstorm), they went ahead and slashed the interest rate by another half percent, bringing their eight-day total red...

News Odds for Thursday, January 24, 2008

January 24, 2008 - Odds that... Steamy texts are the new high-tech lynchings: 9-8 Guys looking to post...

From The Room: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Blogger

December 30, 2007 - 2007/04/08 In the Name of God, the Most Merciful and Compassionate. Welcome to the online personal memoranda of the most humble President of the Seventh Government of Iran. Here I can speak about the many issues between peoples, without inter...

From The Room: What Fresh Hell: Svelta Claus

December 15, 2007 - The skinny behind Santa's weight loss: TMZ drops the behind-the-scenes bombshell about Santa's alleged P.C. weight drop. Initial reports of drastic weight loss by Santa for health reasons are proven wrong when St. Nick's confidential medical records, obtained by sheer chance by our TMZ...