Spitzer

It's hot, it's accurate, it's Eliot Spitzer erotic fiction

March 24, 2008 - This weekend saw even more people coming out of the woodwork to offer up details on former Governor Spitzer's red-light appetites. A Brazilian mada...

From The Room: Sex and New York Governors

March 23, 2008 - I'm tired of all the piling on by the press on new New York Governor, David A. Paterson for his sexual dalliances. People seem to forget about his disability. The man is legally blind. Obviously, he thought all those other women were his wife. Llo...

From The Room: The Never-Ending Race and the Prostitute of Hope

March 13, 2008 - It had been months since The Media had enjoyed itself. Long months of covering the same few people as they continued their race like three titanic slugs cutting a path through glue. As time went on, all excitement for the slug race dissipated to nothing. It became harder and harder...

From The Feed: Video: Eliot Spitzer resigns

March 12, 2008 - "CNN" covers New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's resignation...

From The Room: I, Too, Did Something Illegal in the Mayflower Hotel

March 11, 2008 - Anyone notice what was plastered all over the news yesterday? No? Take a look at the top 20 Google Trends stories. Anything jump out at you? Notice anything repetitive? I hardly think anyone should be c...

From The Room: It's Cool, News. You Can Tell Me about the Pharmaceuticals in My Water Another Time

March 11, 2008 - A one-sided conversation from Monday, March 10th: Good morning, News. How was the weekend? Mine was--What? You found what in my water?! Oh my God! How long has this been going on? Al...

From The Room: Obama on Spitzer: Words Good, Action Bad

March 11, 2008 - Barack Obama said today that Eliot Spitzer's involvement with a prostitution ring is a powerful example of the superiority of words to action. "Words don't land you in the...

From The Room: Spitzer Gives Me Agita

March 11, 2008 - So Eliot Sptizer, the man who would be king, falls on his own sword...or rather, his need for high class prostitutes to fall on said sword, brings the titan down. What is it about elected office that drives politicians to "die by kinky"? I had high hopes for Spitzer...

From The Room: Pilgrim's Progress

March 11, 2008 - Our great nation began its journey on The Mayflower. Now, The Mayflower has hit the rocks. It's taking on water. The rats are scurrying off the lower deck. 40...

Thought Process Flowchart: Eliot Spitzer

March 11, 2008 - What's the public and media to do after Gov. Eliot Spitzer was caught up in a sex and prostitution scandal? Pass around Spitzer jokes and make copious what-was-he-thinking comments around the water cooler, of course. So let's see i...

Eliot Spitzer on his knees, and not because he wants to get peed on

March 11, 2008 - At his press conference yesterday, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer alluded to (but didn't mention) the prostitution scandal that has rocked his administration. The closest he came (eww) was...

From The Room: The Next Ten Days in New York Post Headlines

March 11, 2008 - March 12 - "No Luv Glove for Guv!" March 13 - "Eliot Nas-ty!" March 14 - "Cleveland 'Steam-roller!'" March 15 - ""Whore-or Show!" March 16 - "Client 9 From Outer Space, Came On Face!" March 17...

From The Room: Spitzer Was Not "Involved" with a Prostitution Ring

March 11, 2008 - While on the treadmill the other day, my eyes were drawn to the television. What can I say? I think running on a treadmill is boring, but I also don't like weather and it's my goal to be outstandingly attractive. So there I am, my iPod in my...

From The Room: Mr. Governor: I Should Have Picked Up on Your Cries for Help

March 10, 2008 - New York Governor, Eliot Spitzer has reportedly been involved in a prostitution ring. The "private matter" apparently...

From The Room: Text Messages Found on Eliot Spitzer's Phone from February 13

March 10, 2008 - I. Spitzer to Emperor VIP Pimp 9:45am: Hey. Gonna be in DC tonight and lonely. Send me a lady, plz? Not picky. No stretch marks, though. Maybe ethnic? Emperor VIP Pimp 9:5...