Spencer Pratt

From The Room: Season 3 Hills Finale

May 13, 2008 - Pratts in Vegas SpencHER tells Spencer that Heidi's gone to Vegas and might move there (yeah, right), then warns him not to do anything stupid. Then they go to Vegas. Pratts in Vegas is a movie I...

From The Room: "Who's Sam? Is He Hot?": The Hills Episode 327

May 6, 2008 - My roommate and I agreed that last night's episode had the most moments of contemplation and the least action of any Hills episode to date, and...

From The Room: The Hills: Housewarming Party!

April 29, 2008 - Stephen Colletti comes back. I've never seen Laguna Beach. Which makes me wonder: did Stephen's reunion with Lauren only seem boring and useless because I don't know the backstory? Did I miss some subtle reference to their thrilling past? Was Lauren's eyebrow raise a nod t...

From The Room: The Hills: I Can't Pretend That It's Normal That We're All Sitting Together

April 22, 2008 - Heidi and Lauren It was inevitable (written and directed) that Heidi and Lauren's friendships with each other's camps would lead to them meeting again. And it was pretty good, though definitely subdued compared to past dramatic confrontations. There was no...

From The Room: It's Weird How the World Works

April 8, 2008 - I'm sure some viewers, like myself, were concerned last night. There were a few disturbing signs of a Hillspocalypse. 1. SpencHER goes to Lauren's birthday party. Lauren sums up their bond: "I just want to tell you--I...

Heidi likes McCain (in a vapid, condescending way)

April 2, 2008 - Heidi Montag, the ersatz villainess of MTV's insipid juggernaut "The Hills," is going to vote (!!!) for John McCain. The 24-year-old...

From The Room: Reponse to Ben Heller's Piece on The Hills

April 1, 2008 - In his recent post, "Why The Hills Makes Me Love My Wife a Little Bit Less," Ben Heller questions why his wife enjoys The Hills. I'm not going to debate the guilty pleasure merits of the s...

From The Room: The Hills: Everything Is Different!

April 1, 2008 - Two new episodes last night. Couple of things: Spencer moves out to give Heidi "space." As he's packing, he asks, "Is Empires of Sand your book?" When I searched for Empires of Sand on...

From The Feed: The Hills premieres to save us all from ourselves

March 25, 2008 - Just one more chapter in the American suck-fest, "The Hills" returns for a third season. We come in during a particularly awkward dinner with Heidi, her parents, and Spencer...

From The Room: Barely Feeling the Rain on My Skin

March 25, 2008 - The Hills returned last night, after a four-month long hiatus. And it was pretty boring. But on the plus side, I have an idea for a new reality show...

From The Room: Liveblogging The Hills Season 4 Trailer

March 20, 2008 - Too lazy to watch the two minute trailer for the new episodes? Not that lazy, but when you watched it the first time, you couldn't hear because your boss was going on and on about some project deadline? Surprisingly industrious and you've already watched it five times, but...

From The Room: I Was Watching The Hills Last Night...

November 8, 2007 - ...and I thought what every viewer of The Hills thinks at least once during an episode: How much of this is real? My specific concern is Spencer Pratt. I want to know how much of his personality is an act and how much of it is "I'm Spencer Pratt...