January 28, 2008 - I.
Barack Obama to Hillary Clinton 11:15pm: And the landslide will bring you dowwwwn!
Clinton 11:22pm: 8=====D ← suck it
II.
Elizabeth Kucinich to Barack Obama 11:41pm: Hey.
Obama 11:49pm: Um. Hey. What's up?
Kucinich 11:52pm: Nothin. Wanna come over?
Obama 11:58pm: To...
January 18, 2008 - Still confused by concept of primary
Same day as Civil War reenactment
Thought it was only on Facebook
Thought that poll was the primary
Just too many incredible Republican candidates to choose from
Image of Jesus in bowl of Apple Jacks...