February 19, 2008 - THE YEAR: 2019. Dale is playing Virtual Boy 6 when Chris rolls through the door.
Chris: Hey bro! Sorry about this. There were so many PT Cruisers outside I couldn't find a place to park my Segway.
Chris plops down on the couch and begins channel surfing...
January 9, 2008 - Dear America,
Let me just start by simply saying I am with you. I feel your pain. I too have heard the news and I am still processing the enormity of the error. Graydon Carter is going to have a field day with this, just you watch. Vanity Fair will...