Silda Spitzer

Thought Process Flowcharts: Ashley Alexandra Dupré and Joe Francis

March 19, 2008 - Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a.k.a. the Emperors' VIP Club's "Kristen," may have gained instant notoriety for schlobbing the knob of "Client 9," a.k.a. former New York governor Eliot Spitzer, but she also just lost out on a million...

From The Room: Spitzer Fails to Qualify for Sex Scandal Olympics

March 14, 2008 - The single most shocking thing about the Eliot Spitzer sex scandal is, of course, his party affiliation. The GOP has such a notorious losing streak when it comes to this stuff that when a Democrat finally falls it's kinda like when Somalia beats Austria in the luge. So Spitzer...

From The Room: Behind Every Great Man

March 12, 2008 - Behind every great man there's a great woman. And behind every cheating public figure, there is a spouse who gets wheeled out to show that she's, um, standing behind her man in his time of moral frailty. This united front is intended to comfort us, the masses, that...

Thought Process Flowchart: Eliot Spitzer

March 11, 2008 - What's the public and media to do after Gov. Eliot Spitzer was caught up in a sex and prostitution scandal? Pass around Spitzer jokes and make copious what-was-he-thinking comments around the water cooler, of course. So let's see i...

From The Room: Text Messages Found on Eliot Spitzer's Phone from February 13

March 10, 2008 - I. Spitzer to Emperor VIP Pimp 9:45am: Hey. Gonna be in DC tonight and lonely. Send me a lady, plz? Not picky. No stretch marks, though. Maybe ethnic? Emperor VIP Pimp 9:5...

New York Governor only hires the "classy" Emperor's Club hookers

March 10, 2008 - In a story that recalls the heyday of New York's seedy Times Square sex trade, Governor Eliot Spitzer has been linked to a high-priced prostitution ring known as the Emperor's Club VIP. Spitzer—identified as "Client 9" on a federal wiretap—had previously prosecuted at...