Satan

Gene Simmons was chosen by God to be retarded

January 18, 2008 - Gene Simmons brings his brand of crazy to "Celebrity Apprentice...

Bears Quarterback Files Breach of Services Contract Against the Devil

January 9, 2008 - Attorneys for Bears quarterback Rex Grossman have filed suit against the devil, saying that while their client signed away his soul in good faith, the devil has not done his part to fulfill his promise of "a dream career in the NFL." Grossman cited preferential treatment to another of the...

Huckabee - Changing The Tone

January 1, 2008 - ...

STAR (of Bethlehem) WARS

December 25, 2007 - Written by: Mike Huckabee (to prove Romney's Jesus is false!) Episode 666 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away the Mormon God lived on the planet Kolob. Apparently, Jesus' only weakness would be a piece of Kolonite. The angel Obi-Wan-Maroni revealed secrets to the...

True Stories of Small Town America: Satan's Most Wanted

November 26, 2007 - Satan is up to his old tricks again! That's right folks. Be careful out there because big ol' Beelzebub has got dark designs on you and everyone else! And he's had them since the '80s! Don't believe me? Well then settle...