Santa Claus

Attention Middle East: yes, it can get worse

January 10, 2008 - Now that Bush has worked his magic with Iraq, it's on to Israel and the Palestinians. Visiting the occupied territories for the first time, Bush said that he's confident about success. Of course he is. "Look, the U.N. deal didn't work in the past," Bush said...

Where I Stand on the War on Christmas

December 16, 2007 - Everyone claims to be for America. Stop anyone on the street, and put the question to them, and they will say, "America? Why stranger, I'm for America, why do you ask?" Ask them again, pointing your finger in their chest and emphasizing each word, and they're likely to...

What Fresh Hell: Svelta Claus

December 15, 2007 - The skinny behind Santa's weight loss: TMZ drops the behind-the-scenes bombshell about Santa's alleged P.C. weight drop. Initial reports of drastic weight loss by Santa for health reasons are proven wrong when St. Nick's confidential medical records, obtained by sheer chance by our TMZ...

Kris Kriminal

December 10, 2007 - America, it's time to take responsibility for our fat kids. The blame game has gotten out of hand; first it was fat kids suing McDonald's, then it was an attempted ban of the...