May 23, 2008 - David Cook and David Archuleta battle for "Idol" supremacy, in less time than it takes Paula Abdul to drain her Coke cup of gin...
April 8, 2008 - I wandered into Starbucks again this morning seeking to validate my already bloated sense of self importance via a grand American morning tradition--by ordering a caffeine concoction with over six words in its name, and which costs more than your averag...
March 10, 2008 - "American Idol" judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson brag on "The Today Show" that their new song only took an hour to make...
March 10, 2008 - On "The Today Show", it's always funny until somebody loses a tiara...
March 4, 2008 - Scandal! "American Idol" Season 7 hopeful David Hernandez used to wiggle his junk around at a gay strip club. The manager of Dick's Cabaret in Phoenix says Hernandez, who blew the...
February 24, 2008 - What is he nominated for, again?
"Oscars 2008" -EW"The Oscars: There Will be Liveblogging...
February 25, 2008 - Ryan Seacrest interviews Jessica Alba on the red carpet...
February 25, 2008 - The guy who played Buddy Holly interrupts Ryan Seacrest's red-carpet interview with Jennifer Garner...
January 25, 2008 - Ryan Seacrest gives Ellen a dildo for her birthday...
December 24, 2007 - 'Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the House,
Not a creature was stirring
Because they're all on vacation
Leaving hate crimes bills on their desks while they head to
the beaches and slopes where they'll dream of the
sugarplum fairies...who run their PAC committees.
And...
December 12, 2007 - On Tuesday, George "President" Bush opened up to a reporter regarding his past addiction to alcohol, a rare moment for Americans, as we were actually treated to a bit of candor from the commander in chief...