January 30, 2008 - Odds that...
John Edwards is quitting the Democratic presidential race because all the poor people who would've voted for him had to work doubles at Wal-Mart: 19-7
When 9/11 enthusiast...
January 29, 2008 - Odds that...
Rudy Giuliani, praying he wins the GOP Florida primary today, promises God to be a better personand...
January 24, 2008 - With Fred Thompson out of the race, his supporters are now up for grabs. And in a tight contest, that 7% counts. Here's what the remaining Republican candidates are doing to woo forme...
December 27, 2007 - Odds that...
Pakistani ex-Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto, killed in a suicide bombing today, is in heaven fuming that instead of winning the election, she'll get some crummy airport named after her: 5...
November 13, 2007 - Mitt Romney:
• Mitt Romney: You've Already Eye-Fucked Him; Now Vote For Him
• Vote For Mitt: He's Just Like You, Only Without The Swearing, Drinking, Smoking And Monogamy
• Vote For Romney: His Pecs Are Like God Damn Dinner Plates
• Mitt Romney: Quickly Changed...