Rock of Love

From The Room: I Am Going to Talk About Reality Television Now

May 15, 2008 - Sorry, peeps, in lieu of the colorful erotica slash fiction between the contestants of Top Chef and the crew of Battlestar Galatica I was going to write, today I am pursuing the road less traveled and writing about a topic which has never been covered before in the history of...

From The Feed: The stomach-turning conclusion to "Rock of Love 2"

April 14, 2008 - Bret Michaels has made his decision. Of the houseful of alcoholic trainwrecks throwing up in his home over the past few months, he has chosen...

From The Room: America's Other Favorite Pastime: Ridiculing Damaged Women

April 12, 2008 - Those of us with the slightest grasp of social decorum probably don't roam the streets making fun of poor women with bruises, drug habits, and exposed genitalia, who may or may not be pregnant and passed out. But when such women end up on TV, we see them as...

From The Feed: Rock of Love 2 continues to nullify Hillary Clinton's historic run for presidency

April 7, 2008 - Ambre's dad says what we are all thinking about Bret Michaels...

From The Feed: Rock of Love ladies are not college graduates, or even high school

March 31, 2008 - Daisy gives the saddest example of the trope "Do you know who my ______ is?!?!" in modern history on "Rock of Love...

From the Feed: "Rock Of Love" tackles alcohol abuse. Literally.

March 25, 2008 - "Rock of Love" Tramp-testant Jessica has had a little too much to drink. What to do if someone has drank too much and is vomiting...

From The Feed: "Rock Of Love" tackles alcohol abuse. Literally.

March 24, 2008 - "Rock of Love" Tramp-testant Jessica has had a little too much to drink...

From The Feed: "Rock of Love" supports insults our troops

March 4, 2008 - Inna and Destiny push the envelope in their USO show...

From The Room: Bret Michaels' Bout of Insomnia: A Monologue

February 26, 2008 - Scene: The grand entrance/foyer of the Rock of Love 2 set. Three a.m. after the last bout of eliminations. Bret Michaels enters in pajamas and matching bandana. His hair lacks its usual luster and lays around his crown, limp, lifeless. Bret walks as if in dream. He kneels...

From The Feed: How many times have you heard this one, ladies?

February 25, 2008 - Bret Michaels gives the ultimate brush-off to a contestant in "Rock of Love 2...

From The Feed: Some slutty self-sacrificing on "Rock of Love"

February 11, 2008 - Aubrey shit-cans herself on "Rock of Love" so her friend can have a chance with Bret Michaels...

From The Feed: Every Rose Has Its Sugar-free Chocolate Being Licked Off a French Whore's Nipples

January 22, 2008 - Brett gets an eyeful on "Rock of Love...