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From The Feed: Ron Paul wants your heart and your mind, now! (video)

June 12, 2008 - At the Freedom Foundation's conference on June 6th, Ron Paul aimed the full might of his revolution at Obama's use of the word "change...

23/6 Video: McCain Girls: "McCainiac"

June 8, 2008 - The McCain Girls are a force, and they prove it with their latest video, "McCainiacs," set to the theme from 1983's smash hit "Flashdance"—Jennifer Beals WISHES. Get up off your chair, move those feet, and prepare for President John McCain...

From The Room: I Apply to Be John McCain's Speechwriter

June 4, 2008 - Dear Mr. McCain, I'm sure you read this site. At the very least, I'm convinced that you read this site. I'd like to think that you've read the things I've written about you and given them a quick chuckle. My thesis on your abilities as...

23/6 Video: A Message to Voters Older than McCain

March 18, 2008 - Sure, John McCain has told us what he plans on doing for the 21-70 year old set, but what are his policies for those people older than he is? We here at 23/6 were the only news organization to delve into McCain's old-people policies. We won...

Mac is back and he brought his McCombover

March 5, 2008 - Senator McCain secured the Republican nomination yesterday with primary wins in Texas, Ohio, Rhode Island, and Vermont. Unfortunately, McCain faces an uphill battle. He looks one hundred years older than both Clinton and Obama, and that god-awful combover ain't helping. We here at 23/6 believe that...

News Odds for Friday, February 15, 2008

February 15, 2008 - Odds that... Chinese actress Bai Ling was arrested for shoplifting, but she'll be convicted of...

From The Room: Mitt Romney Quits Race to Spend More Time With His Wives

February 8, 2008 - And you think ONE wife is time-consuming. Just kidding. This is not an anti-Mormon post. Some of my best friends are Mormon. But if Mitt can dish it out, he should be able to take it. By it, I mean, of course, intolerance. In other words, I don...

From The Feed: The GOP debate attracts maximum star power

January 31, 2008 - During the Republican debate, we got a remembrance of things past...

From The Room: Third place? You mean, "First Loser to the Runner Up?"

January 29, 2008 - Dear Mr. Giuliani, What's happening? I know you're very busy hanging out in Florida right now, but I wanted to drop you a line and show a little moral support on what must truly be one of the most lackluster and disappointing nights of your political career. I...

News Odds for Friday, January 18, 2008

January 18, 2008 - Odds that: Feeling superstitious during the South Carolina GOP primary Saturday, Mike Huckabee rubs his lucky squirrel pelt, John McCain strokes his lucky POW-MIA flag, Rudy Giuliani practices his lucky sn...

From The Room: New Hampshire: Asian and Heard

January 8, 2008 - I creeped out listened in on a bunch of young New Hampshire voters yesterday talking about the issues and why they vote. To my delight, one of them was Asian. To my dismay, "The Asian" was also a 20-ish stuttering Republicasian voting for John McCain. Dammit! Whaaattt? NOOO! My...

From The Feed: What, was all the 9/11 footage taken?

January 3, 2008 - A new campaign ad from America's Mayor...

The Iowa caucus: insignificant, yet overly complicated

January 2, 2008 - Everybody knows the Iowa caucus is the first major event of each party's presidential nomination process. Everybody knows the results often determine which candidates remain in the race and which ones will carpool with Dennis Kucinich back to Washington. But nobody really knows exactly how the Iowa...

From The Room: Even Republican Drag Queens Have Sex Scandals

December 5, 2007 - There's a saying among old-school political hacks that, "Only Nixon could go to China." It's a reference, of course, to how reputations often shape public perception more than actions, allowing some politicians to get away with things others never could. It's an insidiously effective tactic, too...

Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: Departing Congressional Republicans

October 31, 2007 - On Sunday, Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-Colo.) added his name to a long list of House Republicans who will not be seeking another term in Congress. So far, fourteen GOP representatives have announced their departure, along with five Republican members of the Senate. While nobody is specifically blaming the...