Ralph Nader

Bob Barr - SPOILER ALERT!

June 30, 2008 - Bob Barr is scaring the GOP. They're begging him not to run. There's talk that he'll be a spoiler to McCain, winning votes from unhappy Republicans the way Nader took votes from unhappy Democrats in 2000. Early po...

From The Room: Blacktalk

June 26, 2008 - The following has been translated courtesy of the Ebonics Translator: In an interview dis here week, da presidential wannabe Ralph "Pimpin'" Nader stirred up static and shit by claiming...

Ralph Nader gleefully reminds us why we hate him so much

June 25, 2008 - After pretty much staying out of the news since he announced his candidacy for president on "Meet the Press" back in February, Ralph "A Douchebag at Any Speed" Nader h...

Who the hell is Bob Barr?

June 23, 2008 - Former Republican congressman Bob Barr has stepped into the 2008 election to awkwardly fill Ron Paul's not-really-empty shoes and freak out the GOP. He's running as a Libertarian, though his leanings are conservative...

23/6 Endorsement For Unhappy Republicans: Bob Barr for President of the United States

June 23, 2008 - There are reports today that Libertarian candidate for president Bob Barr is frightening the GOP with the prospect that he could sway alienated conservatives in hi...

From The Room: The Lost Cause/Please Get Lost Hall of Fame

June 4, 2008 - Throughout history, great causes have come and gone. Some go quickly--usually, it's the good ones. Reconstruction, the electric car, Arrested Development. Then there's the causes that just won't go away--usually it's the lousy ones. With Hill...

From The Room: Text Messages from Last Night's Primaries

May 7, 2008 - I. Obama to Hillary 6:35pm: Welcome to the Jungle. Of pain. Just give it up already. Hilary to Obama 6:51pm: I've got Indiana. Obama to Hillary 7:01pm: HAHA INDIANA YOU SKANK Hillary to Obama 7:05pm: I...

From The Room: Serbian Government Takes a Time Out

March 9, 2008 - I just heard that Serbia's government collapsed this weekend. Funny that it happened on the weekend, what are they working overtime or something? I thought all governments shut down at 4:00 P.M. on Fri...

From The Room: Nader's Rejection Letter

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From The Room: Road to the Democratic Nomination

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From The Room: Text Messages from Last Night's Primaries

March 5, 2008 - I. Mike Huckabee to John McCain 8:45pm: I tried my best... McCain 8:52pm: Yeah, you did and you failed, HARD. WHERE'S YOUR "GOD" NOW? SURFING ON CLOUDS AND HIGH-FIVING ANGELS??? Huckabee 9:01pm: He's...yes. [Note: Huckabee immediately gains back all 200 pounds after hitting...

From The Room: Attention Ladies: Our Next Vice President, Matt Gonzalez, is a Real Catch!

March 3, 2008 - Pop quiz for all the single ladies out there! What would you say if I introduced you to this gorgeous, and I mean gorgeous 42-year old former lawyer-turned-grass roots politician -slash-collage artist-slash-poet who's friends with...

From The Room: 32 Short Thoughts About Ralph Nader

March 3, 2008 - Ralph Nader: Officially threw his hat in the ring for president. Again. His fourth attempt. Shouldn't three strikes apply here? Ralph Nader: The Doctor Kevorkian of presidential politics. Ralph Nader: Like a lefter Dennis Kucinich minus the hot wife and massive groundswell of public support. Ral...

From The Room: I Agree with Ralph Nader...that F**king Douche!

February 29, 2008 - People say Ralph Nader is running on ego. Really? What kind of fucked up masochistic ego do you need to enjoy the kind of attention he gets. Every time I watch the news he gets verbally raped and pillaged like an Iraqi village being invaded by Blackwater (here I come...

Dickipedia: Ralph Nader

February 29, 2008 - Ralph Nader is an author, lecturer, political activist, on-again/off-again third-party presidential candidate, and a dick...