July 1, 2008 - Grover Norquist calling Barack Obama "John Kerry with a tan" prompts Paul Slansky to ask, "Who's Grover Norquist...
June 27, 2008 - With James Dobson attacking Barack Obama for "distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview" - which is odd, because isn't that just what Dobson does, so where's the harm? - Paul Slansky looks at the man who may be the worst person in religion now...
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June 23, 2008 - Suddenly Republicans are afraid that former hard-right congressman turned Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr could be to John McCain what the stunningly still-unrepentant Ralph Nader was to Al Gore in 2000. Paul Slansky wonders how much people know about this would-be spoi...
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June 19, 2008 - Paul Slansky finds Cindy McCain's snarky questioning of Michelle Obama's patriotism the perfect excuse to raise some interesting questions about the space alien-resembling beer heiress who stayed married to the man who called her a "cunt" in public...
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June 17, 2008 - Paul Slansky is picking up rumblings in the zeitgeist that by September John McCainsurely the worst candidate any major party has nominated since...well, since John Kerrymight not be the actual nominee after all. His buddies in the media don't say anything about it, but...
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June 13, 2008 - With "fair and balanced" Fox News raising the possibility that Barack and Michelle Obama engaged in a "terrorist fist jab" - whatever the fuck that is - and referring to her as "Obama's Baby Mama" (you know, like a wife, kind of, but black), Paul Slansky shares several grim laughs a...
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June 11, 2008 - With stormy septuagenarian John McCain telling Matt Lauer that bringing the troops home from Iraq is "not too important," Paul Slansky takes yet another - and far, far, far from his last - whack at the comb-over candidate with the temper shorter than the tiniest dwarf...
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June 6, 2008 - Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) earned ridicule with his actions Thursday during a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing. Paul Slansky supplies the mockery...
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June 2, 2008 - Scott McClellan's book What Happened is far from the first to feature unflattering information about George W. Bush. Paul Slansky happily looks at some highlights from other tomes in this ever-burgeoning genre...
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May 15, 2008 - Having seen the Politico interview, Paul Slansky has some questions about George W. Bush's latest display of his seemingly limitless odiousness...
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May 9, 2008 - Paul Slansky finds Rush Limbaugh's claiming credit for the results of the Indiana primary the perfect excuse to ask some questions about yet another soft, porcine, probably-closeted-gay right-winger...
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May 5, 2008 - Barack Obama's appearance on Meet the Press reminded Paul Slansky how happy it makes host Tim Russert to get aggressive with his Democratic guests...
May 2, 2008 - With polls confirming squatter-in-chief George W. Bush as the most abhorred White House occupant ever, Paul Slansky celebrates with a look at a mere fraction of the ways he's earned this distinction...
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April 30, 2008 - With the media in a frenzy over Barack Obama's wayward pastor, Paul Slansky wonders if the reason they don't ask John McCain tough questions about his still unrenounced crackpot supporter is because they're afraid to make the candidate mad...
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