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Quick Quiz: Jesse Helms (Part 2)
July 8, 2008 - Paul Slansky resumes his flaying of the exultantly unmissed Jesse Helms...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Jesse Helms, Jesse Helms dead, Jesse Helms died, Jesse Helms RIP, Jesse Helms senator, Jesse Helms NEA, Jesse Helms National Endowment of the Arts, Jesse Helms racist, Jesse Helms racism, Jesse Helms segregationist, Jesse Helms segregation, Frank Graham, Jesse Helms Frank Graham, Jesse Helms Willis Smith, Willis Smith, Jesse Helms Robert Mapplethorpe, Jesse Helms George Bush, Jesse Helms, George W. Bush
Quick Quiz: Jesse Helms (Part 1)
July 7, 2008 - Paul Slansky thinks Jesse Helms requires so much posthumous kicking around that it can't all be contained in a single quiz, but rather needs to be luxuriated in throughout the week...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Jesse Helms, Jesse Helms dead, Jesse Helms died, Jesse Helms RIP, Jesse Helms senator, Jesse Helms NEA, Jesse Helms National Endowment of the Arts, Jesse Helms racist, Jesse Helms racism, Jesse Helms segregationist, Jesse Helms segregation, Frank Graham, Jesse Helms Frank Graham, Jesse Helms Willis Smith, Willis Smith, Jesse Helms Robert Mapplethorpe, Jesse Helms George Bush, Jesse Helms, George W. Bush
Quick Quiz: Grover Norquist
July 1, 2008 - Grover Norquist calling Barack Obama "John Kerry with a tan" prompts Paul Slansky to ask, "Who's Grover Norquist...
Quick Quiz: Bob Barr
June 23, 2008 - Suddenly Republicans are afraid that former hard-right congressman turned Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr could be to John McCain what the stunningly still-unrepentant Ralph Nader was to Al Gore in 2000. Paul Slansky wonders how much people know about this would-be spoi...Filed under: Bob Barr, Bob Barr Libertarian candidate, Bob Bar, Bob Barr Libertarianism, Bob Barr John McCain, John McCain Bob Barr, Bob Barr presidential candidate, Bob Barr Ralph Nader, Ralph Nader Bob Barr, The Bob Barr Effect, Bob Barr Borat, Borat Bob Barr, Sacha Baron Cohen Bob Barr, Bob Barr whipped cream, Bob Barr abortion, Bob Barr gay marriage, Bob Barr same sex marriage, Bob Barr same-sex marriage
Quick Quiz: Cindy McCain
June 19, 2008 - Paul Slansky finds Cindy McCain's snarky questioning of Michelle Obama's patriotism the perfect excuse to raise some interesting questions about the space alien-resembling beer heiress who stayed married to the man who called her a "cunt" in public...Filed under: Cindy McCain, Cindy McCain recipes, Cindy McCain cookied recipes, Cindy McCain plagiarism, Cindy McCain Michelle Obama, Cindy McCain patriotism, Michelle Obama patriotism, Michelle Obama first lady, Cindy McCain first lady, Cindy McCain drugs, Cindy McCain vicodin, Cindy McCain cunt, Cindy McCain Percocet, Cindy McCain Operation Smile, Cindy McCain OxyContin, Cindy McCain taxes, Cindy McCain wealth, Cindy McCain Botox, Cindy McCain plastic surgery, Tom Gosinski, Cindy McCain Tom Gosinski, John McCain cunt
Quick Quiz: Fox News
June 13, 2008 - With "fair and balanced" Fox News raising the possibility that Barack and Michelle Obama engaged in a "terrorist fist jab" - whatever the fuck that is - and referring to her as "Obama's Baby Mama" (you know, like a wife, kind of, but black), Paul Slansky shares several grim laughs a...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Fox News, Fox News Channel, Faux News, Fox Noise Channel, Fox News conservative, Fox News racist, Fox News racism, Chris Wallace, Chris Wallace Fox News, Fox News Chris Wallace, John Gibson recount, John Gibson Big Story, John Gibson 2000 election, John Gibson George Bush, Bill Clinton Chris Wallace, Chris Wallace USS Cole, Bill Clinton USS Cole, USS Cole, Chris Wallace Condoleeza Rice
Quick Quiz: John McCain again
June 11, 2008 - With stormy septuagenarian John McCain telling Matt Lauer that bringing the troops home from Iraq is "not too important," Paul Slansky takes yet another - and far, far, far from his last - whack at the comb-over candidate with the temper shorter than the tiniest dwarf...Filed under: Quick Quiz, John McCain, John McCain Pander Bear, Pander Bear, John McCain cunt, Cindy McCain cunt, Cliff Schecter John McCain, John McCain Cliff Schecter, The Real McCain, Cliff Schecter The Real McCain, McCain George Bush, John McCain George Bush, McCain temper, MccCain anger, McCain Bush third term, McCain Carter, John McCain Jimmy Carter, McCain green background, cottage cheese lime jello salad, McCain old
Quick Quiz: Dana Rohrabacher
June 6, 2008 - Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA) earned ridicule with his actions Thursday during a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing. Paul Slansky supplies the mockery...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Dana Rohrabacher, Dana Rohrabacher, Dana Rohrabacher torture, Dana Rohrabacher panties, Glenn Fine, Glen Fine, Glenn Fine torture, Glenn Fine panties, Guantanamo torture, Guantanamo terrorism, Guantanamo detainees, waterboarding, water boarding, Guantanamo waterboarding, Lynndie England torture, Gitmo waterboarding, House Subcommittee on International Relations Human Rights and Oversight, panties head, FBI torture, FBI interrogations, FBI terrorism, Rohrabacher, Rohrabacher torture, Rohrabacher panties
Quick Quiz: The Sacrificer-in-chief
May 15, 2008 - Having seen the Politico interview, Paul Slansky has some questions about George W. Bush's latest display of his seemingly limitless odiousness...Filed under: Quick Quiz, George W. Bush, Bush gave up golf, Bush gives up golf, Bush giving up golf, Bush golf, Bush golfing, Bush Iraq golf, Bush wont golf, why Bush doesnt golf, golf Bush, golf Iraq, golfing Iraq, President Bush golf, giving up sports for wars, George W Bush golf, War in Iraq golf, Iraq War, golf, George W Bsuh gave up golf, George W Bush golf Iraq
Quick Quiz: Hillary Clinton
May 12, 2008 - Paul Slansky has some questions about the failed presidential candidate who's not polarizing anymore, she's unifying - everybody hates her now...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Hillary Clinton, Hillary wont leave, Hillary staying in, Hillary dropping out, Hillary will not drop out, Hillary to drop out, Barack Obama North Carolina, Hillary Clinton Indiana, Hillary Clinton North Carolina, IN Primary, Indiana Clinton, Indiana Democratic Primary, Indiana Election Results, Indiana Obama, Indiana Primary, Indiana Primary Results, Indiana Race, Indiana Vote, NC Primary, North Carolina Democratic Primary, North Carolina Democrats, North Carolina Election Results, North Carolina Obama, North Carolina Primary, Obama NC Primary Win, Obama North Carolina Primary Win
Quick Quiz: Rush Limbaugh
May 9, 2008 - Paul Slansky finds Rush Limbaugh's claiming credit for the results of the Indiana primary the perfect excuse to ask some questions about yet another soft, porcine, probably-closeted-gay right-winger...Filed under: Quick Quiz, Rush Limbaugh, Limbaugh Pennsylvania, Operation Chaos, Operation Chaos Clinton, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh Pennsylvania primary, Rush Limbaugh Indiana primary, Rush Limbaugh North Carolina primary, Rush Limbaugh sabotage, Rush Limbaugh crush on Hillary, Limbaugh crush on Hillary, Limbaugh loves Hillary, Ruch Limbaugh loves Hillary, Rush Limbaugh denies crush on Hillary, Rush Limbaugh crush on Clinton, Rush Limbaugh denies crush on Clinton
Quick Quiz: Tim Russert
May 5, 2008 - Barack Obama's appearance on Meet the Press reminded Paul Slansky how happy it makes host Tim Russert to get aggressive with his Democratic guests...Filed under: Paul Slansky, Quick Quiz, Tim Russert, Meet the Press, Cathie Martin, Gloria Borger, Arianna Huffington
Quick Quiz: Bush Abominated
May 2, 2008 - With polls confirming squatter-in-chief George W. Bush as the most abhorred White House occupant ever, Paul Slansky celebrates with a look at a mere fraction of the ways he's earned this distinction...
Quick Quiz: John Hagee
April 30, 2008 - With the media in a frenzy over Barack Obama's wayward pastor, Paul Slansky wonders if the reason they don't ask John McCain tough questions about his still unrenounced crackpot supporter is because they're afraid to make the candidate mad...
Quick Quiz: Angry Old Man
April 21, 2008 - With John McCain's hair-trigger temper finally on the media's radar screen, Paul Slansky needs you to know just how bad it is. Hey, his nickname in high school was "McNasty...
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