March 2, 2008 - An extra-long, white station wagon was pulling away from Saint Ambroeus, the fanciest of our Greenwich Village cafes, and people were staring in, unable to see inside because the windows had been darkened, giving it an ominous cast. Given the scene, I would have guessed it was Vladimir Putin...
February 27, 2008 - Former "Baywatch star"/Internet sex tape O.G. Pamela Anderson is filing for an annulment, not a divorce, from Paris Hilton sex tape skeeve/advanced leech Rick Salomon.
The couple was married in Vegas last Octoberbetween shows, when Anderson was working as a magician's assistantand...
December 18, 2007 - Odds that...
Condoleezza Rice is flying to Iraq today to give the Turkish troops crossing the border their timesheets and tell them about the half-hour lunch break: 5-1...