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From The Room: "Can I Sell Her on eBay?" or People I Want to Disown

April 10, 2008 - Well, I haven't blogged in quite a while...but the new meds have kicked in and I'm back and as ready to go as one could reasonably expect, given my disposition, mental state and propensity for drama. I must admit, l love blogging. It's like writing without...

From The Room: What's News Today

March 2, 2008 - An extra-long, white station wagon was pulling away from Saint Ambroeus, the fanciest of our Greenwich Village cafes, and people were staring in, unable to see inside because the windows had been darkened, giving it an ominous cast. Given the scene, I would have guessed it was Vladimir Putin...

From The Room: Who Ya Gonna Call?: Phone Call to Mary-Kate Olsen Reveals Hollywood's Best-Kept Secret

January 25, 2008 - ***ONE MIN SPOT/"OLSEN TWINS EMERGENCY HOTLINE"*** DISTRIBUTION: National EMBARGO: None RUN TIME: :55 MIXED AND READY FOR AIR 01/24/08 KILL DATE: Indef. ***TRANSCRIPT*** (Fade up from black to slow dissolves of various pix of Heath Ledger, opening strains of Coldplay's "Fix...

Thought Process Flowchart: Mary-Kate Olsen

January 24, 2008 - UPDATE! As the timeline of 28-year-old actor Heath Ledger's death is pieced together...

News Odds for Thursday, January 17, 2008

January 17, 2008 - Odds that... The stimulus measures Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke really supports are half a Viagra and a copy of Playboy: 4-1 When Dr. Phil hears that...

From The Room: Lance Armstrong Gets Himself a Real Set of Twins!

November 13, 2007 - According to the Star magazine I read in my doctor's office today Lance Armstrong (36) and Ashley Olsen (22) are a hot item. Nice work old man!! Being 21 years of age and a purveyor of the 'well matured wine' myself I feel I really cannot comment on the...