Mormonism

From The Room: Bye, Bye Mitty: Old Mormons Never Die, They Just Fade Away

February 7, 2008 - In a shocking turn of events, after vowing to fight on after losing out on Super Tuesday, Mitt Romney has dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination. Romney, once viewed as the front-runner of the Republican contenders, has dashed all hopes of putting a polygamist sympathizer in...

From The Room: 2008 Primaries: The First 10,000 Days

January 21, 2008 - At least, it feels that way to me. Maybe it's because with a woman and a black guy and a Mormon and a Creationist and a guy whose wife has cancer and a Vietnam vet all deriding each other 24 hours a day for months on end while all...

From The Room: Liveblogging the Debates

January 5, 2008 - 7:22p When Ron Paul was saying that there are radicals willing to use violence against all of us in every religion, he definitely glanced over at Romney...does he know something about Radical Mormonism that we don't? 8:51p Republican policies on oil prices summed u...

From The Room: This I Believe

December 21, 2007 - I am a man of faith. The faith of my fathers. And I accept every tenet of that faith. I will not, for the sake of political convenience, distance myself from any teaching of my faith. That is why I believe the prophet of the Holy Word was not Jesus...

From The Room: Dude, You're Getting a Catch Phrase

December 18, 2007 - Deep down, we've each suspected we could be the love children of Karl Rove and Ann Coulter. Unfortunately, Coulter isn't old enough to be either of our mothers and, even if she was, that same otherworldly blend of hormones that's blessed her with an Adam's apple...

From The Room: Let's Build A Wall Around Mitt Romney's House

December 8, 2007 - Mitt Romney has five sons and eleven grandchildren. Their Christmas card photo looks like an arial shot of a small Aryan country. I know the crazies in their respective churches (Mormon, Christian, Catholic, whatever) are against birth control. Fine. Don't wear rubbers, but then don't bitch about...

From The Room: Iowa GOP Polls Show That Mormonism Is Ickier Than Rape

December 8, 2007 - The long-awaited answer to the Rape vs. Mormonism question was finally answered...and, boy, was it close! GOP voters this week put Mike the "Thinks Gays are the End of Civilization but Rape is Not" Huckabee 22 points ahead of Mitt "The Mormon" Romney. Now, for anyone who doesn...

From The Room: Mitt Romney's Jesus is Just as Good as the Leading Brand

December 7, 2007 - A lot of people think Mitt Romney chose to give his religion speech this week because he's afraid of the Rev. Mike Huckabee. (A man whose main qualifications for the Oval Office are a personal relationship with Jesus and the ability to lose weight.) Mike is breathing down Mitt...

From The Room: Is America Ready for "Salt Lake City Values"?

December 7, 2007 - Conservative pundits and Fox News have done a wonderful job pointing out the left's dangerous support of the radical GayAgenda© and the willful spread of "San Francisco values." But now, we as citizens face something far more insidious. As the 2008 presidential primaries approach, Americans ar...

From The Room: The Book of Rom

December 7, 2007 - Mitt Romney may be downplaying the role Mormonism would play if he's elected president, but 23/6's investigative unit has unearthed a sacred text long kept under wraps by the Church of Latter Day Saints. These secret teachings, known as The Book of Rom, were first revealed in...