Mike Huckabee

23/6 Video: Detroit Octane: What Huckabee Wants

February 24, 2008 - The hard-rockin' outfit that brought you "Barack-Obama-Sistible!", Detroit Octane, honors (former) GOP presidential candidate Mike Huckabee with the gentle synthesizings of WHAM...

From The Room: 50 Suggestions for John McCain's VP Shortlist

April 2, 2008 - WARREN BUFFET. World's richest man can't hurt, in case the campaign needs a loan. Or the country. JAMES EARL JONES. The most trusted voice in show business. DAN QUAYLE. Knows the drill. ED MCMAHON. Knows the drill AND he knows the intro: "Here's Joohhhnyyyyyy...

Hucka-seeya!

March 5, 2008 - Former Arkansas Governor, Mike Huckabee finally dropped out of the presidential race Tuesday night, conceding the nomination to John McCain, who had already started ordering his "2008 Republican Nominee" business cards and stationery over a month ago. The squirrel-devouring, bass-playing Baptist mi...

From The Room: How Huckabee Will Spend His Time Now That He's Dropped Out of the Race

March 5, 2008 - 1) Put those dimples to use as a greeter at the local Cracker Barrel. 2) Grow a beard and get really fat again? Because, like, why not? Right, guys? 3) Start out on lecture tour entitled "How to Win 8 Primary States with a Small Staff, No Money...

From The Feed: Hucka-bye

March 5, 2008 - Tonight's primary losses for Mike Huckabee forced him to do some ridiculous Huck-analyzing...

From The Feed: Mike Huckabee lassos like a liberal

March 3, 2008 - CNN shows Mike Huckabee making an ass of himself...

From The Room: Where Is He?

February 29, 2008 - There are two words that I haven't heard anyone in the press use for the past couple of weeks: Mike Huckabee. What happened to him? He disappeared. Perhaps the best way to find him is by the process of elimination. I know that he is definitely not: Auditing a...

If Mike Huckabee wants a scandal, we'll give Mike Huckabee a scandal...

February 27, 2008 - Earlier this week, Mike Huckabee said he believed the story of John McCain's possible romantic link to a female lobbyist is a controversy that will only prove helpful to the McCain campaign. Hoping for a boost to his own presidential bid, Huckabee noted that he hoped the New York...

From The Room: Bill Kristol: Pinhead

February 25, 2008 - The New York Times has taken some flack for a story documenting that, despite his speeches against corruption in Washington, John McCain has not been careful to separate his relationships with lobbyist...

From The Room: Lumpy & Hucky

February 25, 2008 - Just when you thought the Republican primary was all but over, along comes The New York Times with a potential bombshell about possible indiscretions that may or may not have involved John McCain and a...

From The Room: The Little Governor That Could

February 22, 2008 - I'm trying to write a kids book. So far, the publishers aren't crazy about it. I think it's my artwork. So, I'm putting this out there for everyone else to see, that is, if you'd like to help me get this project off the ground...

23/6 Video: Majoring in Miracles

February 21, 2008 - When Mike Huckabee jokingly said he majored in miracles, he must not have known that the NYU's School of Theology actually offers that major...

From The Room: Candidates React to Castro's Resignation

February 19, 2008 - Now that Fidel Castro has resigned from office and ceded his spot in the "CIA's 10 Most Embarrassing Assassination Attempts" to MLK, the time has come for the candidates to acknowledge their communist constituency (you heard me Obama...

From The Room: If I Were President: The First 100 Minutes

February 19, 2008 - Well, once again the pussies, wussies and wimps who masquerade as congressional Democrats caved in and gave President Bush MORE unbridled powers for him to abuse. I believe the Crawford Crackpot has now been granted permission to wiretap--without a warrant--any American citizen who has ever used th...

Today's Quote: Friday, February 18, 2008

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