Michelle Malkin

From The Room: "Ism-ists"

June 21, 2008 - Over the last several months, as Obama's popularity has grown, Republican hacks have increasingly tried to put their finger on exactly why the Democratic nominee bugs them. We like to call them the "Ism-ists...

The Foxes and the Obamas: the hit show of the summer

June 15, 2008 - Those incorrigible wags at Fox—just in the last month we have Fox News contributor Liz Trotta joshing around about an Obama assassination, anchorwoman...

From The Room: Hate Couture

May 31, 2008 - Conservative observer Michelle Malkin has called Rachel Ray's keffiyeh scarf "hate couture." Michelle, let me tell you what hate couture is--low riding, hip hugging jeans on women over the age of 60. Nobody wants to see old muffin tops drooping ov...

From The Room: Disgrasian of the Weak: Dunkin' Donuts

May 31, 2008 - Mmm, what's more delicious than a hot cup of Dunkin' Donuts coffee? That beautiful black tar has yanked me out of some of my most vicious New York hangovers, warmed my fingertips on the coldest of Chicago days, and--because my pal Jim's parents are kind enough to...

From The Room: Rachael Ray Scarf Says Terrorist, But Michelle Malkin Jacket Says Gay

May 29, 2008 - Rachael Ray has been outed by Michelle Malkin as the Jihadi I had always suspected she was. But now, thanks to Malkinian journalism, we have the proof: an incriminating Dunkin Don...

From The Feed: "The View" addresses Rachel Ray's Islamic fundamentalist neckware

May 28, 2008 - On "The View" the ladies discussed the pulled "Dunkin' Donuts" ad that featured Rachel Ray wearing a scarf that resembles a kaffiyeh...

Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: Racially Diverse Pundit Edition

April 2, 2008 - One positive result of the face of the Democratic primary is that cable news networks are increasingly looking to women and people of color for political commentary. Said a media expert, "We haven't ever had as much talk about women as voters, except as soccer moms. Now there's...

From The Room: Disgrasian of the Weak: Michelle Malkin

March 8, 2008 - Michelle Malkin has always reminded me one of those yappy little dogs that has suffered the sad, ugly, unfortunate fate of too much inbreeding. The constant, annoying bark but noticeable lack of bite. The oddly shrunken, sligh...

From The Room: Maglalang Singalong

February 21, 2008 - Add "singing" to the long list of shit--punditry, political conviction, minimizing her enormous chompers, orgasms--that Michelle "Maglalang" Malkin fakes her way through...

From The Room: End of the Year 'Know Your Conservative' Quiz

December 24, 2007 - How well do you know 2007's conservatives? Take this simple quiz! 1) In addition to hosting a FOX News show, Sean Hannity is also rumored to... a) Travel to speaking engagements in private jets b) Covertly work to elect Rudy Giuliani c) Sexually harass female FOX employees off-cam...

From The Room: Being Michelle Malkinbitch

December 14, 2007 - This week, DISGRASIAN's favorite cuntdit Michelle Malkin posted Meet the GOP Immigration Drag Queens on her site and took Huckabee, Giuliani, and McCain to task for changing their stance...