Michael Drucker

From The Room: Upcoming Sarah Palin Scandals

September 3, 2008 - September 4 - Sarah Palin caught referring to black people as "moors." September 8 - Bloggers discover Sarah Palin wrote and failed to sell a mystery novel in 2002 about a former beauty pageant runner-up who becomes VP, only to murder the elderly President and take...

From The Room: Someone Told the St. Paul Police There Was a Zombie Outbreak

September 2, 2008 - Oh, man. The St. Paul Police Department's face must be red after they confused RNC protesters with a ravenous zombie hoard to be taken down at any cost. Why else would they be wearing gas masks and more body armor than the dude from Halo? As I marched with...

From The Room: Our 44th White Dude

September 1, 2008 - Hey guys! Have you heard about our live comedy show in Minneapolis, Minnesota, sponsored by 23/6? If you don't know us--which means you haven't been watching the Bible Network, shame on you--we're not only brothers, but very funny comedian brothers who say what you...

From The Room: I Think McCain's VP Is the Lady from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

August 29, 2008 - McCain has picked Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate. And if you haven't seen her, she's also apparently the lady from My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Oh, man! What type of hilarity is going to happen when Palin introduces her lovably wacky family to the WASPy...

From The Room: The Real McCain TIME Magazine Interview

August 28, 2008 - By now you've read McCain's prickly interview with TIME Magazine. But what you don't know is that TIME cleaned up the interview to help John McCain seem human. I know - scandal! Good thing I f...

From The Room: Happy Birthday, Barack! Love, the Media

August 4, 2008 - Dear Barack, Hey, man. Happy Birthday! We, the media, wish you many, many more in our spotlight. How's the big day been? Have any cake? We love cake. Did you get any photos? If you did, please send them to us! We'd love to post them! So what...

From The Room: McCain's Joke Chart: How to Know It's Not Okay

July 9, 2008 - Apparently, McCain is still having trouble understanding when it is and is not okay to make a joke. He wants to be funny, but never seems to understand which topics are funny and which go a little over t...

From The Room: Barack Obama Is the New Bo Jackson

July 8, 2008 - According to CNN, Barack Obama is considering accepting his nomination at Invesco Field. But because of weather concerns, that may not happen. Boo. Of course, there is an alternative: Barack O...

From The Room: I Went to an America-Themed Wedding

July 2, 2008 - I went to an America-themed wedding last weekend. My friend--who asked not to be put into this article--has an uncle who's very, very, very conservative. He's a firefighter, he hates seeing gay dudes kiss at Six Flags, that sort of thing. And for his third...

Obama leaves Trinity Church: divisive anti-Obama sermon coming this Sunday

June 2, 2008 - The unhinged-pastor straw has finally broken the anxious-politician camel's back: Democratic presidential hopeful Barack Obama has officially left Trinity Church "with some sadness." First, anci...

From The Room: Trinity United Church of Christ Is Taking It Hard

June 2, 2008 - Now that Barack Obama has resigned from his membership in the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, one would think they would simply each go their own way. But if the signs around Tr...

FAQ: Israel's birthday

May 7, 2008 - The state of Israel celebrates the big 6-0 this week, a big milestone for the nation that continues to struggle against its neighbors in the Middle East. How did Israel actually come to be, and what lies ahead? You probably won't find out in this FAQ: Israel's...

The candidates' notepads: 23/6 goes up your podium

April 17, 2008 - According to some observers, last night's Democratic debate was a pretty poor piece of political theater, with few substan...

Iran is #1, according to Iran

February 29, 2008 - This week, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad—the Sherri Shepherd of the Middle East—once again surprised and delighted citizens of Earth when he announced that Iran was the "number one world power." Though his proof ranked somewhere between "because I said so" and "okay, I just made th...