Mary-Kate Olsen

HEATH LEDGER UPDATE:
working out the kinks in the masseuse's story

January 31, 2008 - As the world awaits Heath Ledger's autopsy results, new details are emerging about Ledger's drug use. Page Six says Williams broke up with Ledger because of his spiraling drug problem, and a video has surfaced of...

Other Stuff Happened After MLK Day

January 27, 2008 - Last week was an especially big week for inane news, and to help you recall it, I've put together this handy three-point wrap-up, ideal for cubicle chatter. Because nothing made my attention span for hard news wander this week quicker than Hippies vs. Beckham, faux crack candy...

Celebrity Security

January 25, 2008 - It disturbs me that Mary Kate Olsen has her own security force. The same for Wesley Snipes. Could war break out between the two? Maybe over the same part in a bit of stunt casting. Suddenly we don't just need a dog that fits in a purse, hair extensions...

Who Ya Gonna Call?: Phone Call to Mary-Kate Olsen Reveals Hollywood's Best-Kept Secret

January 25, 2008 - ***ONE MIN SPOT/"OLSEN TWINS EMERGENCY HOTLINE"*** DISTRIBUTION: National EMBARGO: None RUN TIME: :55 MIXED AND READY FOR AIR 01/24/08 KILL DATE: Indef. ***TRANSCRIPT*** (Fade up from black to slow dissolves of various pix of Heath Ledger, opening strains of Coldplay's "Fix...

Thought Process Flowchart: Mary-Kate Olsen

January 24, 2008 - UPDATE! As the timeline of 28-year-old actor Heath Ledger's death is pieced together...

News Odds for Thursday, January 17, 2008

January 17, 2008 - Odds that... The stimulus measures Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke really supports are half a Viagra and a copy of Playboy: 4-1 When Dr. Phil hears that...