Lindsay Lohan

From The Feed: Carrot Top ends comedy

May 16, 2008 - Carrot Top on "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson...

The Winehouse Vortex: May 3-10, 2008

May 9, 2008 - The epicenter of today's great tabloid fodder continues to be Amy "Slag Heap" Winehouse. This week, she bailed on the James Bond theme song, tottered around...

From The Feed: Lindsay Lohan pwns TMZ (video)

April 2, 2008 - Lindsay Lohan's been out of rehab long enough to fake a sense of humor, so she decided (along with her publicists) to get meta on "TMZ...

Thought Process Flowchart: Lindsay Lohan

April 12, 2008 - Last month saw the release of "Chapter 27," a movie that could prove to be the worst-reviewed Lindsay Lohan feature ever (watch your back "I know Who Killed Me"). To honor the critical bashing of the Mark Dav...

Imagine (that bad movie about John Lennon's assassination never got made)

March 26, 2008 - "Chapter 27," the movie about the assassination of John Lennon by Mark David Chapman, opens Friday, but the AP review is already out. It has a lot of words you don't want to see in a movie if you're the producer: lethargic, pond...

From The Feed: "Chapter 27" must be a comedy

March 12, 2008 - As proven by the trailer for Jared Leto's new vehicle, the biopic "Chapter 27", about John Lennon's murderer, Mark David Chapman...

From The Room: A Thoughtful Comparison of Russian and U.S. Elections

March 3, 2008 - With the Russian government so effortlessly changing hands, we here in America can pat ourselves on our collective back over how much better our democracy is than the Russian form. Here's a comparison chart that should show our blatant superiority to our Russian counterparts...

Perez Hilton responds to sex tape scandal!

February 28, 2008 - We thought it would never happen, but Perez Hilton has actually done something embarrassing. The gossip blogger, whose funnier real name is Mario Lavandeira, is reported to have encouraged another youn...

Quick Quiz: Putrid Cinema

February 22, 2008 - On the eve of the eve of the Academy Awards, and the eve of the Spirit Awards, Paul Slansky looks at the movies competing for this year's ... Razzies...

Lindsay Lohan lives her life like a desperate, attention-starved candle in the wind

February 19, 2008 - Money-grubbing washed-up starlet Lindsay Lohan is aiming to elevate herself to iconic status. In...

Heath Ledger tributes: the good, the weird and the weirder

January 25, 2008 - Actor Heath Ledger's death at age 28 has prompted a worldwide outpouring of shock, sadness and moving tributes. The young star's...

News Odds for Friday, January 25, 2008

January 25, 2008 - Odds that... Hillary Clinton steps out of the shower on Saturday, South Carolina's Democratic primary and freaks out when she wipes the steam from the mirror and sees...

News Odds for Friday, January 18, 2008

January 18, 2008 - Odds that: Feeling superstitious during the South Carolina GOP primary Saturday, Mike Huckabee rubs his lucky squirrel pelt, John McCain strokes his lucky POW-MIA flag, Rudy Giuliani practices his lucky sn...

From The Room: New Celebrity Laws for 2008

January 1, 2008 - THE MINIMUM BASIC INTELLIGENCE ACT Beginning in 2008, there will be new minimum basic intelligence requirements for being referred to as a celebrity. Being a semi- or no-talent brain-dead publicity ho with a Platinum card (or his or her significant other) will no longer be permitted. The new...

From The Room: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Blogger

December 30, 2007 - 2007/04/08 In the Name of God, the Most Merciful and Compassionate. Welcome to the online personal memoranda of the most humble President of the Seventh Government of Iran. Here I can speak about the many issues between peoples, without inter...