Joseph Ratzinger

Dickipedia: Pope Benedict XVI

April 21, 2008 - Pope Benedict XVI (born Joseph Alois Ratzinger on April 16, 1927) is the 265th and reigning Pope, the Bishop of Rome, the spiritual head of the Roman Catholic Church, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, and a dick...

Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like Pedophilia

April 15, 2008 - Whatever happened to a birthday cake, new socks and a grandchild singing Happy Birthday into the phone? For his 81st birthday, poor Pope Benedict gets to fly all the way over to the U.S., make small talk with George Bush on the drive back from the airport (luckily this...

TIME's headline writers are snickering

April 14, 2008 - The Pope's damage-control tour of the U.S. is now apparently a disturbing reality show competition: Kate Clinton - P.B.T.S.D. - Huff Post...