John McCain postpones debate

From The Room: What Little Johnny McCain's Teacher Said on the Day He Was Sick

September 26, 2008 - Fifty percent of your grade is based on participation. You may have a lot of homework and you may fail a test, but just by participating you will raise your average. I recommend that you participate not only in the classroom, but in life as well. Any of you could...

From The Room: McCain Wants to Postpone Debates Until After Election

September 25, 2008 - By ducking the debate tomorrow, John McCain is trying to get out of doing his homework--not surprising from someone who ranked fifth from the bottom of his class at the Naval Academy. If McCain had his way, he would postpone the debates until after the election. That way, he...

From The Room: A Detailed Analysis of McCain's Latest Stunt in Cartoon Form

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From The Room: McCain Campaign Remission

September 25, 2008 - Others are apparently picking up on McCain's putting his campaign into remission, pulling his ads and wanting to postpone the debate scheduled for Friday in deference to the push to forge an agreement on the proposed $700 billion bailout. How else can we explain that Sarah Palin is not...

From The Room: McCain Suspends Campaign in Order to Learn About "the Issue of Economics"

September 25, 2008 - The liberals who complain about Bush never admitting to any (alleged) mistakes should be thrilled by McCain's campaign suspension campaign. McCain admitted that "the issue of economics is not somethin...

From The Room: Palin Suspends Vice Presidential Campaign: Rushes Back to Alaska to Keep an Eye on Russia

September 25, 2008 - In what most Fox News talk show hosts feel is a gosh darn terrific political move, Republican Vice Presidential candidate, Sarah Palin announced that she is interrupting her campaign to return to Juneau to look at Russia, which you can see from Alaska. "This is exactly the time that those...

From The Room: A Detailed Analysis of the First Presidential Debate in Cartoon Form

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From The Room: Senator McCain, You Were Right to Suspend Your Campaign. You Should. Permanently.

September 25, 2008 - Senator McCain, At this point, only two things are possible: You know exactly what you're doing, in which case you're the most arrogant, calculating, power-mad son of a bitch ever to strut upon the national stage; or, you don't know what you're doing in which...

From The Room: Stop the Campaign!

September 25, 2008 - You know, I have my doubts about Sarah Palin's fitness to be Commander in Chief if John McCain passes away due to skin cancer, life fatigue, and/or sheer boredom with the human condition, as he seems about to do every time I see him. Whether he makes it...

This POW cannot take a beating- McCain suspends campaign!

September 24, 2008 - John McCain is trying to pull out of the debate, so he can tend to the economic crisis he helped create...