John Kerry

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Inappropriate Hottie Rundown - The Obama Cabinet!
Inappropriate Hottie Rundown - The Obama Cabinet!
November 6, 2008 - Obama's starting to name his cabinet picks, and the speculation is swirling about who the top contenders might be. Everyone's ranking them by their qualifications and their previous work with Obama blah bl...
John McCain had a sex change operation, metaphorically speaking (video)
From The Feed: John McCain had a sex change operation, metaphorically speaking (video)
August 4, 2008 - On "Meet the Press" Sunday, Joe Lieberman vehemently denied that John McCain had sexual reassignment surgery...
John Edwards is not finished telling us about his dad
John Edwards is not finished telling us about his dad
July 9, 2008 - Former vice presidential candidate John Edwards would accept if Barack Obama proposed. When asked, Edwards told NPR, "I would do anything that I felt I could do to serve this country." While conventional wisdom says that Edwards' place on Kerry's losing 2004 ticket renders him ineligible for 2008...
Jim Webb will not be America's warm bucket of piss
Jim Webb will not be America's warm bucket of piss
July 8, 2008 - Virginia Senator Jim Webb has officially pulled out of vice-presidential contention. "Last week I communicated to Senator Obama... my firm intention to remain in the United States Senate, where I believe I am best equipped to serve the people of Virginia." We'll be hearing alot of that clunky...
Meg Favreau
From The Room: Senator Obama: I Have Your Vice President
June 17, 2008 - Dear Senator Obama, Congratulations on becoming the democratic nominee for the 2008 presidential election! Now you face the daunting task of picking the perfect running mate. It's a difficult decision, one that could polarize your supporters and ultimately lose you the election. That's why I'd like...
Jamie Kilstein
From The Room: Is Obama White Enough?
May 15, 2008 - After one term of George Bush, everyone was saying there was no way he could win a second term. They said anyone could beat this asshole, so Democrats put that theory to the test when they picked John Kerry to run against him. And then, like Americans were those abused...
Jake Goldman
From The Room: Text Messages from Last Night's Primaries
May 7, 2008 - I. Obama to Hillary 6:35pm: Welcome to the Jungle. Of pain. Just give it up already. Hilary to Obama 6:51pm: I've got Indiana. Obama to Hillary 7:01pm: HAHA INDIANA YOU SKANK Hillary to Obama 7:05pm: I...
Larry David
From The Room: Hillary Clinton's Red Phone
March 7, 2008 - Here's an idea for an Obama ad: a montage of Clinton's Sybillish personalities that have surfaced during the campaign with a solemn voice over at the end saying, "Does anyone want this nut answering the phone?" How is it that she became the one who's perceived as...
Quick Quiz: John Kerry
January 11, 2008 - With the 2004 Democratic nominee deluding himself into thinking that his loser endorsement is worth anything to Barack Obama, Paul Slansky looks at several reasons why it's not...
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