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Quick Quiz: McCain's Month (Part 3)

July 28, 2008 - Paul Slansky knows that there are plenty of other things out there that deserve mocking, but he finds that they all pale in comparison to John McCain's campaign...

Quick Quiz: McCain's Month (Part 2)

July 25, 2008 - With John McCain all Mr. Grumpypants about Barack Obama showing the world what an American president should be like and, yes, could be like - why, he even managed to interact with the German chancellor without suddenly springing up behind her and grabbing her shoulders - Paul Slansky...

Quick Quiz: McCain's Month (Part 1)

July 24, 2008 - With the media currently obsessed with Barack Obama, Paul Slansky says, "Hey, what about poor John McCain? Shouldn't we pay some attention to him? What's been going on in his campaign...

From The Feed: McCain wrings laughs from his own decrepitude (video)

July 21, 2008 - Appearing on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," McCain yes-ands Conan and pretends to fall asleep. Or maybe he was pretending to die. Either way, hilarity...

Look like Barack Obama in only 188 minutes a day! (skin color not included)

July 20, 2008 - Barack Obama is a gym nerd. Last Wednesday, the senator worked out for a total of 188 minutes, at three different fitness clubs. Is he is using gyms to hold meetings about his vice presidential choice...

From The Room: John McCain Is Old

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From The Room: McCain's Plane Talk

June 29, 2008 - With the national campaign now in full swing, John McCain is upgrading the Straight Talk Express (the funky mystery machine he drove around New Hampshire back when his campaign was hemorrhaging dollars and motor oil). The b...

From The Room: He's Baaaaack

June 21, 2008 - Every Wednesday afternoon, my shrink tells me that I have to blog more often, that my voice "has to be heard." So, I'm listening to her and blogging, again...not because I believe my writing is so brilliant, but because I believe hers is--she's the one who...

GOP says Democrats using code to hint at McCain's grave...whoops, sorry, age!

June 18, 2008 - Apparently, Republicans thought that the 25-year age difference between Barack Obama and John McCain would be hardly noticeable—and certainly not something that...

From The Feed: Barack Barb on "Fox & Friends" (video)

June 12, 2008 - Cohosts Steve Doocy, Gretchen Carlson, and Miss Brian's understudy, Andrew Napolitano, throw John Kerry under the news bus while wondering if Obama's advisor used secret, inflammatory, agiest code words and phrases...

From The Room: Election 2008: Barry vs. Scary

June 8, 2008 - With Hillary Clinton's more or less gracious concession speech on Saturday, the race between Barack Obama and John McCain is officially on. In case you hadn't noticed, one of t...

McCain in way better shape than other people with 1,173 pages of medical records

May 26, 2008 - Everyone expects candidates to dump information on the Friday before a holiday, but even the usually unflappable media were overwhelmed by the (mini) release of John McCain's 1,173 pages of medical record...

From The Room: Teflon John: The Music Video

May 2, 2008 - ...

From The Room: The Outraged Cartoonist: McCain's Crazy Pills

April 3, 2008 - "Democrats jump on McCain's Iran-Qaeda gaffe" - AFP...

From The Room: How to Deal with the Historic '08 Candidacies

March 19, 2008 - This campaign has been tough on everybody, but particularly on members of the media who find themselves stymied when trying to navigate this year's historic candidacy minefield. And since all three candidates have proven to be a bit, shall we say, delicate, a hastily compiled handy reference guide a...