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Dickipedia: Joe Biden

September 1, 2008 - Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr. (born November 20, 1942) is the senior U.S. senator from Delaware, the 2008 Democratic vice presidential nominee, an obvious recipient of both hair plugs and dentures, and a dick...

From The Room: They Can't Both Be Vice President

August 29, 2008 - Ok, John McCain. Ok, Barack Obama. I've had it. One of you people is lying and really ought to fess up. McCain just announced his VP. And how did he announce her? "The next Vice President of the United States." And how does Obama talk about Joe Biden? He...

HE WASN'T SHOT! Barack Obama survives his speech!

August 28, 2008 - Senator Obama has done the unthinkable. He accepted the Democratic nomination for the presidency of the United States, in an open-air football stadium, without getting shot. As Obama would be the first to admit, not getting shot is not his triumph. It's America's. We were exceedingly nervous...

23/6 Video: CNN Loses it for Text Messages

August 25, 2008 - All of Friday morning, Barack Obama kept his VP announcement a secret from the media. With no actual news to report, the CNN team was running around like a Wolf Blitzer with his head cut off. Watch...

If they IM'd: Obama's (Former) VP Prospects

August 25, 2008 - After an ENTIRE FRIGGING WEEK of hovering over our blackberry screens, Barack Obama finally announced that his choice for Vice President would be (slightly pissed off drum-roll...) Sen. Joe Biden. This surely didn't sit well with the other prospects, but the whole process appears to have brought th...

WATCH: Obama, if you don't text us soon, CNN will go insane!

August 22, 2008 - All of Friday morning, Barack Obama kept his VP announcement a secret from the media. With no actual news to report, the CNN team was running around like a Wolf Blitzer with his head cut off. Watch...

Our Veep Picks: Why Tim Kaine is already out of the running...

August 21, 2008 - "Obama-Kaine." Say it fast.* *Hint: It sounds like "Oba-McCain." Or even better, "ObombMcCain." And even if it doesn't call up the McCain association, some people will just hear "Obamacaine," which sounds like an eczema cream. On the other hand, Obama-Sebelius sounds like the name of a...

If they IM'd: Obama's VP Prospects

August 20, 2008 - The whole country is waiting breathlessly to find out who will be chosen to stand next to Barack Obama sometimes. If you think you're getting impatient, imagine how Evan Bayh, Joe Biden, Tim Kaine, and Kathleen Sebelius m...

Obama has thoroughly vetted his veep, and yes, it's as dirty as it sounds

August 20, 2008 - Barack Obama has settled on a running mate. The vetting process, which includes intense background checks of the candidate and his/her spouse, took longer than expected because Obama had to wait until Mrs. Clinton quit the race in June. Caroline Kennedy, along with Eric Holder, a former deputy attor...

From The Room: Obama's Running Mate? Could It Be....?

August 20, 2008 - In response to questions about his joining Obama on the ticket, Joe Biden is telling reporters, "I'm not the guy." We all remember Bill Clinton pointing his finger while articulating his version of "I'm not the guy...

We finally got the text, and it's Obiden time!

August 19, 2008 - John King called it at 12:50 AM! And now, after being annoyed to the point of taking a hammer to our phones, we finally got the text we were waiting for. Obama picked Joe Biden. The text was still a little weird though...

I Wanna Be Number Two: Joe Biden

August 18, 2008 - The Fix is obsessed with him. Political Ticker thinks...

Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: Potential Democratic VPs

May 14, 2008 - As West Virginians hand Hillary Clinton a landslide victory over her (black, totally black and FYI, nightmarishly black) rival, Barack Obama, it's still virtually impossible for Clinton to secure the Democratic presidential nomination, since Obama leads her by nearly 200 delegates and nobody's makin...